|Jon Stewart created the event Rally To Restore Sanity and/or Fear.|
Most diverse crowd ever!
It's true. We have white hipsters from all 50 states.
|CNN posted an album: "Youth of America"
SCHEDULING ALERT: FOX News will air hardcore porn from 7 am to 8pm on Tuesday.
|Jon Stewart posted a note: "We Must Change Our Discourse."
You're right. You have shamed me ... into running for president!
|Steny Hoyer tagged himself in a photo: "Halloween 2010!"
That is extremely offensive to my people.
|The Children of America posted a note on Barack Obama's Wall: "Trick or treat?"
Look, there are strong arguments for either side. On the one hand, a trick would be exciting, surprising, and we might even learn a thing or two. On the other, we can all agree on the tastiness of treats.
|AMC posted a video: The Walking Dead.|
I love zombies!
Huh? This is a campaign documentary.
|Chris Coons posted a note: "My One-Night Stand With Christine O'Donnell."
You know, that time we talked. In that room.
That's called a debate.
|Marijuana Policy Project created the group Vote YES on Prop 19 ... or Was It 17 ... Maybe 12?|
|Nancy Pelosi posted a note on Jesus' Wall: "I'll never ask for anything again if the Giants can win the World Series."
|Republicans tagged Democrats in a photo.
|CNN posted an article: "GOP Seizes House!"
Ya'll just got foreclosed on.
|John Boehner was tagged in a photo.
I'm sorry, it's just ... the partisan gridlock. It's ... so beautiful.
|Pat Toomey, Rand Paul, John Boozman, and Mark Kirk left the group Throw the Bums Out! and joined the group Bums.|
|The Tea Party sent Democrats a Gift: Sharron Angle, Christine O'Donnell, and Ken Buck.|
|Lisa Murkowski created the group Murkowski Write-in Campaign!|
|Anchorage Daily News posted an article: "Alaska Elects Barbara Mikulski."
It is an honor to represent the states of Maryland and Alaska.
|Meg Whitman posted an item on eBay: |
Awesome Darth Vader speaker phone, great condition.
Minimum bid: $141 Million.
|Barack Obama was tagged in a video: "We took a shellacking."|
|Random House, Penguin, Simon and Schuster, and Farrar, Straus and Giroux published a note: "Coming Soon: The Shellacking."|
|New York Times posted an article: "Bush Approved Water Boarding."
George W. Bush
Why wouldn't I?
|Washington Post posted an article: "Kanye West 'Racist' Comment Low Point of Bush's Term."
My bad. Guest verse?
George W. Bush
|Rand Paul posted a note: "I Will Only Vote for a Bill If You Can Point to the Part of the Constitution that Gives Congress the Authority to Pass It."
Section 8: "The Congress shall have the Power ... To make all Laws which shall be necessary."
|Barack Obama sent John Boehner a Gift: The reins.|
|John Boehner sent Harry Reid a Gift: The reins.|
|Harry Reid sent Barack Obama a Gift: The reins.|
Who Would Want to Immigrate to Greece Right Now? A lot of people. And the country has never been less equipped to absorb them.
“If You’ve Got a Good Solution, I’m Going to Steal It for a Future Answer.” Dear Prudence and The Gist follow up with “Creeped Out,” a letter writer with an unfriendly co-worker.
It Took 22 Years for the Women’s 1,500-Meters Record to Fall. What's the Fastest Humans Can Possibly Run?