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|MSNBC posted an article: "Clear GOP Advantage Ahead of Midterms."|
|John Boehner sent Nancy Pelosi a gift: Cyanide|
|Ted Stevens added "Gravity" to the List "Rules You Shouldn't Try To Break."|
|Barack Obama was tagged in a video: Oval Office Address.|
You said redecorate. We found it in the closet.
|Terry Jones canceled the event Quran Burning.|
Please accept my deepest apologies.
|Terry Jones is attending the event Mosque Burning.|
|Roll Call posted an article: "Christine O'Donnell Defeats Mike Castle in Delaware."
Good luck in the general.
|Mitt Romney created the group I Love Mitt Romney.
Mitt Romney likes this.
You know that makes you go blind, right?
|Andrew Sullivan posted an article: "Online Comment Traced to Office of Sen. Saxby Chambliss: 'All Faggots Must Die.'"
I would never condone such a sentiment.
|Harry Reid posted a note: "Repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell."
I support that policy. All faggots must lie.
|CBS News posted an article: "Security Flaw Brings Down Twitter."
NOW GIBBS NOW
|Robert Gibbs Summers out. Rahm stepping down. Joblessness still at 10 percent. Geithner missing since July.|
|Twitter is back.|
|Larry Summers sent Dancing With the Stars a friend request.
Er, Jeez, bad time for us ... maybe next year?
|The Associated Press posted an article: "Lady Gaga Lobbies Maine Senators on Don't Ask, Don't Tell."|
Wow, that was her most outlandish costume yet!
That was me.
|Teresa Lewis is eating two chicken breasts, sweet peas with butter, a Dr. Pepper and saving the apple pie for later.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
What a sickening miscarriage of justice.
Dibs on that pie.
|The Washington Post posted an article: "Joe Biden Calls Richard Holbrooke 'the Most Egotistical Bastard I've Ever Met.'"|
|Richard Holbrooke tagged himself and Joe Biden in a photo:|
|The Associated Press posted an article: "Two New Dinosaur Species Discovered in Southern Utah."|
|The Associated Press posted an article: "CORRECTION: One New Dinosaur Species Discovered in Southern Utah."
|Roll Call posted an article: "Carla Bruni-Sarkozy: Michelle Obama Hates Being First Lady."|
|Michelle Obama posted a note: "No, I Do Not 'Hate' Being First Lady."|
|Michelle Obama is attending the event Doggie Bible Study.|
|Vincent Gray became a fan of the group Fired D.C. Teachurs for Grey.|
|The Washington Post posted an article: "Gray Defeats Fenty in Mayoral Race."
I gave you people BIKE LANES.
|Bob Woodward posted an note: "Bunch of Stuff You Basically Already Knew, Repackaged With a Couple New Colorful Details, Between Cloth Covers, Only $30."|
|The New York Times posted an article: "Obama: 'We can absorb a terrorist attack.' "
I never thought I'd say this, but let's let Joe talk for a while.
|Harry Reid tagged Kirsten Gillibrand in a photo.|
|Entertainment Weekly posted an article: "Casey Affleck: Documentary About Joaquin Phoenix's Life Was a Joke."
Sike! Got you guys good, huh?