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|Elena Kagan is attending the event Vapid and Hollow Charade.|
|Amy Klobuchar sent Elena Kagan a Quiz.|
A) Team Edward
B) Team Jacob
C) Team I Am Embarrassed for You and Our Entire Gender.
|Jeff Sessions suggested Elena Kagan become a fan of Gay Marriage, Abortion, and Judicial Activism.
|Lindsey Graham posted a note on Elena Kagan's Wall:
What were you doing the night of the Christmas Day bombing attempt?
Eating Chinese food.
Was it good?
Let's just say there was more than one underwear bomber.
|11 people joined the United States of America network.
"The oolsSchay in ewNay erseyJay are erribleTay."
.elas no sriahc kced sah tegraT (Hint: Read backward!)
Damn these ciphers!
|Agent X Obama is boarding the helicopter. I repeat, Obama is boarding the helicopter.
Who is your source, Agent X?
He goes by the name "Wolf Blitzer."
|FBI tagged Anna Chapman in 250 photos. |
|Maxim sent FBI a friend request.|
|The New York Times posted an article: "Robert Byrd To Lie in Repose in Senate Chamber."|
|Harry Reid posted a note: "Regulatory Reform."
You know, it's really hard to concentrate with this dead body right here.
I'm still alive, dumbass.
|ESPN posted an article: "Ghana Defeats USA in Overtime, 2-1."
Congratulations, President Obama!
I thought I was from Kenya.
Ha! He admits it!
|Entertainment Weekly posted an article: "Beloved Toy Story Trilogy Comes to a Happy Ending."
Al Gore likes this.
|Politico posted an article: "Senate Fails To Extend Unemployment Benefits."
Happy Independence Day! You are now free from your tyrannical employers!
|125,000 people left the group Employed.
They were mostly census takers.
I demand a recount!
|BBC News posted an article: "Syphilis Rates Skyrocket in China."
Good work, doc.
|Politico posted an article: "Alvin Greene Pledges to Send 80,000 Additional Alvin Greene Action Figures to Afghanistan."|
|Barack Obama invited Benjamin Netanyahu to an event: "Two Steak Solution."|
|Arizona sent Barack Obama a gift: Immigration Law.|
|The Justice Department sent Arizona a gift: Eviction Notice.|
We gave you to Mexico.
|Michael Steele is no longer a fan of Afghanistan.
Stop rooting for failure! Don't cut and run! Support the troops!
|Michael Steele joined the group Embattled … Again.
|David Petraeus joined the Afghanistan network.
Sure. Meet you on a street corner in Kandahar, 2 a.m., just wave a U.S. flag around for a while.
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Happy Constitution Day!
Too bad it’s almost certainly unconstitutional.