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July 9 2010 5:37 PM

Barack Obama's Facebook Feed

Kagan, Steele, and how the Russian spies got caught.

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Elena Kagan is attending the event Vapid and Hollow Charade.
Amy Klobuchar sent Elena Kagan a Quiz.
A) Team Edward
B) Team Jacob
Elena Kagan
C) Team I Am Embarrassed for You and Our Entire Gender.
Jeff Sessions suggested Elena Kagan become a fan of Gay Marriage, Abortion, and Judicial Activism.
Elena Kagan
Nice try.
Lindsey Graham posted a note on Elena Kagan's Wall:
Lindsey Graham
What were you doing the night of the Christmas Day bombing attempt?
Elena Kagan
Eating Chinese food.
Lindsey Graham
Was it good?
Elena Kagan
Let's just say there was more than one underwear bomber.
11 people joined the United States of America network.
Agent X
"The oolsSchay in ewNay erseyJay are erribleTay."
Agent Y
.elas no sriahc kced sah tegraT (Hint: Read backward!)
FBI
Damn these ciphers!
Agent X Obama is boarding the helicopter. I repeat, Obama is boarding the helicopter.
Vladimir Putin
Who is your source, Agent X?
Agent X
He goes by the name "Wolf Blitzer."
FBI tagged Anna Chapman in 250 photos.
       
Maxim sent FBI a friend request.
The New York Times posted an article: "Robert Byrd To Lie in Repose in Senate Chamber."
Harry Reid posted a note: "Regulatory Reform."
Jon Kyl
You know, it's really hard to concentrate with this dead body right here.
John McCain
I'm still alive, dumbass.
ESPN posted an article: "Ghana Defeats USA in Overtime, 2-1."
Orly Taitz
Congratulations, President Obama!
Barack Obama
I thought I was from Kenya.
Orly Taitz
Ha! He admits it!
Entertainment Weekly posted an article: "Beloved Toy Story Trilogy Comes to a Happy Ending."
Politico posted an article: "Senate Fails To Extend Unemployment Benefits."
Ben Nelson
Happy Independence Day! You are now free from your tyrannical employers!
125,000 people left the group Employed.
Peter Orszag
They were mostly census takers.
Nancy Pelosi
I demand a recount!
BBC News posted an article: "Syphilis Rates Skyrocket in China."
Rahm Emanuel
Good work, doc.
Ezekiel Emanuel
Any time.
Politico posted an article: "Alvin Greene Pledges to Send 80,000 Additional Alvin Greene Action Figures to Afghanistan."
Barack Obama invited Benjamin Netanyahu to an event: "Two Steak Solution."
Arizona sent Barack Obama a gift: Immigration Law.
The Justice Department sent Arizona a gift: Eviction Notice.
Arizona
?
Eric Holder
We gave you to Mexico.
Felipe Calderón
Bienvenidos!
Michael Steele is no longer a fan of Afghanistan.
DNC
Stop rooting for failure! Don't cut and run! Support the troops!
RNC
Plagiarists.
Michael Steele joined the group Embattled … Again.
Rod Blagojevich
Howdy!
David Petraeus joined the Afghanistan network.
Rolling Stone
Profile?
David Petraeus
Sure. Meet you on a street corner in Kandahar, 2 a.m., just wave a U.S. flag around for a while.

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