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|Elena Kagan is attending the event Vapid and Hollow Charade.|
|Amy Klobuchar sent Elena Kagan a Quiz.|
A) Team Edward
B) Team Jacob
C) Team I Am Embarrassed for You and Our Entire Gender.
|Jeff Sessions suggested Elena Kagan become a fan of Gay Marriage, Abortion, and Judicial Activism.
|Lindsey Graham posted a note on Elena Kagan's Wall:
What were you doing the night of the Christmas Day bombing attempt?
Eating Chinese food.
Was it good?
Let's just say there was more than one underwear bomber.
|11 people joined the United States of America network.
"The oolsSchay in ewNay erseyJay are erribleTay."
.elas no sriahc kced sah tegraT (Hint: Read backward!)
Damn these ciphers!
|Agent X Obama is boarding the helicopter. I repeat, Obama is boarding the helicopter.
Who is your source, Agent X?
He goes by the name "Wolf Blitzer."
|FBI tagged Anna Chapman in 250 photos. |
|Maxim sent FBI a friend request.|
|The New York Times posted an article: "Robert Byrd To Lie in Repose in Senate Chamber."|
|Harry Reid posted a note: "Regulatory Reform."
You know, it's really hard to concentrate with this dead body right here.
I'm still alive, dumbass.
|ESPN posted an article: "Ghana Defeats USA in Overtime, 2-1."
Congratulations, President Obama!
I thought I was from Kenya.
Ha! He admits it!
|Entertainment Weekly posted an article: "Beloved Toy Story Trilogy Comes to a Happy Ending."
Al Gore likes this.
|Politico posted an article: "Senate Fails To Extend Unemployment Benefits."
Happy Independence Day! You are now free from your tyrannical employers!
|125,000 people left the group Employed.
They were mostly census takers.
I demand a recount!
|BBC News posted an article: "Syphilis Rates Skyrocket in China."
Good work, doc.
|Politico posted an article: "Alvin Greene Pledges to Send 80,000 Additional Alvin Greene Action Figures to Afghanistan."|
|Barack Obama invited Benjamin Netanyahu to an event: "Two Steak Solution."|
|Arizona sent Barack Obama a gift: Immigration Law.|
|The Justice Department sent Arizona a gift: Eviction Notice.|
We gave you to Mexico.
|Michael Steele is no longer a fan of Afghanistan.
Stop rooting for failure! Don't cut and run! Support the troops!
|Michael Steele joined the group Embattled … Again.
|David Petraeus joined the Afghanistan network.
Sure. Meet you on a street corner in Kandahar, 2 a.m., just wave a U.S. flag around for a while.
The Terrorists Among Us Forget Syria. The most dangerous religious extremists are migrants from North and South Carolina.
Cards Against Humanity Asked People to Give It $5 on Black Friday for Nothing in Return. The Stunt Worked.
Girl, Uninterruptable Prudie advises a letter writer upset over a college freshman daughter’s lack of contact.
A New Statue in Edinburgh Honors a Bear Named Wojtek That Served in the Polish Military During World War II
A Radical Experiment in Democracy Is Happening in Northern Syria. Americans Need to Start Paying Attention.
The “Slightly Sad Breakfast” Bonus Segment The Political Gabfest hosts consider fresh food ideas to shake up Emily Bazelon’s morning routine.
The Best (and Only) Nigerien Remake of Purple Rain: “Rain the Color of Blue With a Little Red in It”
Warrior Kings Golden State is currently playing better than any basketball team in history. You might want to watch them.