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|Barack Obama is doing everything in his power to stop the oil spill.
Plug the damn hole.
Plug the mother%^&*ing hole mother%^&*ers ...?
|BP is trying a containment dome.|
|BP is trying a top kill.|
|BP is trying a junk shot.|
|BP is trying a containment dome.
You tried that already.
This one goes to 11.
|Chris Matthews posted a video: "Is Obama Angry Enough?"|
|Barack Obama tagged Tony Hayward in a photo:|
|The Washington Post posted an article: "White House Consults James Cameron on Possible Solutions to Oil Spill."
You must go to the Tree of Souls and pray to Eywa for forgiveness.
At this point, it's worth a try.
|Joe Biden tagged Barack Obama, Robert Gibbs, Rahm Emanuel, and David Axelrod in a photo:|
I get it, Joe. You can come to the next strategy session.
|Harry Reid posted a note on Nevada's Wall:
We must protect the little people from the greed and corruption of Wall Street.
|Gary Coleman signed off.
I ... I failed.
|Bill Clinton sent Joe Sestak a gift: Job offer.
I think that's called a bribe.
Not if it's a shitty unpaid job.
|Malia Obama posted a note on Barack Obama's Wall: "Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?"
I told you, honey, we're all working to stop the spill.
No, I mean this one.
|The New York Times posted an article: "Trivial Pursuit Creator Dies."
Wait, Harris or VandeHei?
|The Supreme Court posted a note: "Suspects Must Invoke Own Miranda Rights."
George W. Bush
I have the right to remain silent.
Uh, Mr. President, you haven't been charged with anything ...
George W. Bush
Oh. Right. Nothing going on here.
|Tom Vilsack destroyed 60 acres of corn in Farmville.|
|Bloomberg posted an article: "Corn Prices Rally."
|Turkey sent Palestine a gift: Flotilla.|
Turkey flotilla ... sounds yummy!
|Al Gore and Tipper Gore untagged themselves in a photo:|
Don't worry, Al, there are plenty of fish in the sea.
Not if oceans continue to acidify as we pump carbon into the atmosphere.
I give up.
|Joe McGinniss joined the Alaska network.|
|Sarah Palin posted a note: "Wonder what kind of material he'll gather while overlooking Piper's bedroom, my little garden, and the family's swimming hole?"
Well, so far, "Piper" appears to be a Teddy Ruxpin doll, you're growing man-eating plants, and your "swimming hole" is filled with blood.
|House of Representatives posted a note: "Repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell."
234 people like this.
Compromise: You don't ask if there are any gays in the military, and we won't tell you.
|Dennis Hopper is really, really, really high right now.|
|The Washington Post posted an article: "Sheik Saeed al-Masri Killed in Pakistan by Deadly Drone."
I think we've found our new weapon.
Happy to help.
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