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May 7 2010 6:28 PM

Barack Obama's Facebook Feed

The White House Correspondents Dinner, the oil spill, and the FBI's new interrogation technique.

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Arizona added Racial Profiling to its Interests.
Barack Obama
This law is a disgrace to our nation's values.
Arizona
I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of the motorcade, sir.
C-Span tagged Carl Levin in a video: Shitty Deal.
FCC sent Carl Levin a gift: "$53 million fine."
Carl Levin
Shit.
FCC
$54 million.
Lloyd Blankfein was tagged in a photo:
Tom Coburn
When he's lying, he cries blood.
Carl Levin posted a note on Fabrice Tourre's Wall:"Explain yourself."
Fabrice Tourre
I'm sorry, senator, I am distracted by a beautiful woman.
Claire McCaskill
Nice try, Pepé.
Fabrice Tourre
This must be the smoking section. Because you certainly are.
BP Oops.
Oil was tagged in a photo:
Barack Obama
Mother of God.
Dick Cheney
It's ... it's beautiful.
New Orleans added Containment Domes, Blowout Preventers, and Acoustic Switches to its Interests.
BP
Or as we call them, "thingamajigs."
Barack Obama created the event Trip to Louisiana..
George W. Bush
Whatever you do, DO NOT FLY OVER IT.
Barack Obama created the event White House Correspondents' Dinner, featuring Conan O'Brien..
David Axelrod posted a note on Conan O'Brien's Wall: "Wait, sorry..."
Conan O'Brien
I get it.
Politico posted an article: "Obama Kills; Leno Bombs."
Barack Obama
Well done, Ax.
Larry Summers is friends with Ke$ha.
Janet Napolitano is friends with Justin Bieber.
Jon Favreau is friends with Helen Mirren.
Newsweek
"Jelen": Are They or Aren't They?
Faisal Shahzad added Car Bombs to his Interests.
Faisal Shahzad added Nissan Pathfinder to his Favorite Cars.
Faisal Shahzad tagged himself in a photo: Me boarding plane to Dubai!!
Al-Qaida
We never say this, but … we don't even want credit for this.
Jimmy Hoffa was tagged in a video: Guy Taking Off Sweatshirt in Times Square.
The FBI posted a note on Faisal Shahzad's Wall
FBI
Are you a terrorist?
Faisal Shahzad
No.
FBI
Does your mom know you're a terrorist?
Faisal Shahzad
No--wait, shit.
FBI
Gotcha.
John McCain created the group Miranda Rights, Schmiranda Rights.
Glenn Beck
Know how I know you're crazy? Even I think you're crazy.
Britain took the quiz Who Would You Rather Have as Prime Minister?
David Beckham
45%
Amy Winehouse
15%
Prince Harry
10%
Wallace
10%
Gromit
20%
Gordon Brown
0%
Ken Cuccinelli filed a lawsuit against Science, Breasts, Homosexuals, Death Panels, and Women Who Wear Pantaloons.
The Miami New Times posted an article: "Anti-Gay Activist Caught With Male Prostitute."
George Alan Rekers
What? I just paid him to lift my luggage.
Rachel Maddow
Ew.
Bloomberg posted an article: "Typo May Have Caused Dow Plunge."
Ben Bernanke
My bad. I meant to say "The future is BRIGHT," not "Gather your loved ones and stock up on canned food and ammo."
Greece joined the group FAIL.
Newsweek
Welcome!
Jay Leno
Make yourself at home.
Rome
Well look who it is.

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