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|Arizona added Racial Profiling to its Interests.
This law is a disgrace to our nation's values.
I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of the motorcade, sir.
|C-Span tagged Carl Levin in a video: Shitty Deal.|
|FCC sent Carl Levin a gift: "$53 million fine."|
|Lloyd Blankfein was tagged in a photo:|
When he's lying, he cries blood.
|Carl Levin posted a note on Fabrice Tourre's Wall:"Explain yourself." |
I'm sorry, senator, I am distracted by a beautiful woman.
Nice try, Pepé.
This must be the smoking section. Because you certainly are.
|Oil was tagged in a photo:|
Mother of God.
It's ... it's beautiful.
|New Orleans added Containment Domes, Blowout Preventers, and Acoustic Switches to its Interests.
Or as we call them, "thingamajigs."
|Barack Obama created the event Trip to Louisiana..|
George W. Bush
Whatever you do, DO NOT FLY OVER IT.
|Barack Obama created the event White House Correspondents' Dinner, featuring Conan O'Brien..|
|David Axelrod posted a note on Conan O'Brien's Wall: "Wait, sorry..." |
I get it.
|Politico posted an article: "Obama Kills; Leno Bombs."
Well done, Ax.
|Larry Summers is friends with Ke$ha.|
|Janet Napolitano is friends with Justin Bieber.|
|Jon Favreau is friends with Helen Mirren.
"Jelen": Are They or Aren't They?
|Faisal Shahzad added Car Bombs to his Interests.|
|Faisal Shahzad added Nissan Pathfinder to his Favorite Cars.|
|Faisal Shahzad tagged himself in a photo: Me boarding plane to Dubai!!
We never say this, but … we don't even want credit for this.
|Jimmy Hoffa was tagged in a video: Guy Taking Off Sweatshirt in Times Square.|
|The FBI posted a note on Faisal Shahzad's Wall|
Are you a terrorist?
Does your mom know you're a terrorist?
|John McCain created the group Miranda Rights, Schmiranda Rights.|
Know how I know you're crazy? Even I think you're crazy.
|Britain took the quiz Who Would You Rather Have as Prime Minister?|
|Ken Cuccinelli filed a lawsuit against Science, Breasts, Homosexuals, Death Panels, and Women Who Wear Pantaloons.|
|The Miami New Times posted an article: "Anti-Gay Activist Caught With Male Prostitute."
George Alan Rekers
What? I just paid him to lift my luggage.
|Bloomberg posted an article: "Typo May Have Caused Dow Plunge."
My bad. I meant to say "The future is BRIGHT," not "Gather your loved ones and stock up on canned food and ammo."
|Greece joined the group FAIL.
Make yourself at home.
Well look who it is.
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So they added a little self-immolation.