Barack Obama's Facebook Feed
Recess, the RNC, and Joe Biden's new iPhone app.
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 | Congress is Reeeeecesssss!! |
 | Barack Obama posted a note: Recess Appointments.
Craig Becker Jeffrey Goldstein William Ayers Michael Mundaca Eric Hirschhorn  Mitch McConnellWait, who's that middle one?  Barack ObamaJust testing you. |
 | Barack Obama tagged Rahm Emanuel a photo.  Rahm EmanuelYou owe me, Axelrod. |
 | The group Onward Christian Soldiers has 7 new members Eric HolderWait for it. |
 | The group Onward Christian Soldiers created an event: Doomsday.
Eric Holder Wait for it. |
| The group Onward Christian Soldiers added Cop Killing to its interests.
Eric Holder Bam.  FBIOn it. |
| Politico posted an article: "RNC Dropped $2K at Bondage Club."
 Michael SteeleUh, April Fools!  Tim KaineIt's March 28. |
| Tony Perkins joined the group Former RNC Donors. |
| Alex Castellanos joined the group Former RNC Advisers. |
| Michael Steele created the group Former RNC Chairs—Oh, Wait, I'm Still Here. Suckas! |
 | Joe Biden added the Foursquare application. |
| Joe Biden is the mayor of the Oval Office. |
| Joe Biden is the mayor of the Roosevelt Room. |
| Joe Biden is the mayor of the Press Office.
 Robert GibbsJoe, I'm trying to work. |
 | Barack Obama was tagged in a video:   John BoehnerWay to the left. And high.  David AxelrodI'd call it "outside the box." |
| CNN posted an article: "Navy Bans Smoking on Submarines."
Barack Obama Cancel that Navy visit. |
| Hillary Clinton posted an article on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Wall: "Popular uprising forces out Kyrgyzstani president."
 Hillary ClintonFYI |
| Ricky Martin posted a note: "Yo Soy Gay." |
| Dick Cheney tagged George W. Bush in a photo.  George W. BushWhat can I say? He bangs. |
 | Barack Obama sent Hamid Karzai a friend request. |
| Barack Obama sent Hamid Karzai a friend request. |
| Barack Obama sent Hamid Karzai a friend request.
Barack Obama I thought we were past this. |
| Bob McDonnell created the event Confederate History Month.
 Jesse JacksonAren't you forgetting something?  Bob McDonnellOh, right, it's also Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month. |
| Barack Obama posted a note: No More Nukes.
 Dmitry Medvedev3,000 each. Barack ObamaZero. Dmitry Medvedev1,500 each. Barack ObamaZero.  Mahmoud AhmadinejadCompromise: Everyone gets five. |
| Nike tagged Tiger Woods in the video "Earl and Tiger." |
| Nike sent friend requests to John Edwards, John Ensign, and David Vitter. |
| WikiLeaks tagged the U.S. Army and Reuters in a video. |
| Michael Bay created the event Wikileaks: The Movie. |
| Newsweek posted an article: "John McCain: 'I never said I was a maverick.'"
 J.D. HayworthLiar!  John McCainNo, really, I can't remember saying that. |
| Bart Stupak is retiring.
 Randy NeugebauerLet me guess, the private sector is more efficient at killing babies? |
| Sarah Palin created an event: Rally.
10,000 people are attending. |
| Mitt Romney created an event: Rally.
156 people are attending.  Mitt RomneyDamn it, I said ALL Romneys must attend. |
| The New York Times posted an article: “Archeologists Discover Ancient Precursor to Humans.”
 Robert ByrdHis name was Larry. |
| John Paul Stevens is disrobing. |
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