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|Barack Obama updated the event Deadline for Health Care Reform.
March 18, 2010
Didn't that used to say 2009?
|Politico posted an article: "Senate Parliamentarian Says Senate Bill Must Pass House Before Corrections Bill Can Pass Through Reconciliation."
Huh? This is good news for us.
Fuck if I know anymore.
|Barack Obama is donating his Nobel Prize money to charity.|
|The Nebraska Philanthropic Association thanks Barack Obama.|
|The Louisiana Organization of Good Causes thanks Barack Obama.|
|The Arkansas Important Stuff Consortium thanks Barack Obama.|
|The New York Association of Peace and Unity sent Barack Obama a friend request.
Sorry, got those votes.
|Wall Street Journal posted an article: "Rahmbo: White House Warrior."|
|The Washington Post posted an article: "The World According to Rahm: Don't Blame the Chief of Staff."|
|Time posted an article: "Rahm Emanuel: Guy in the White House."
Why the fuck is everyone talking about me like I'm Miley Cyrus blowing smack off Kate Moss' tits at Sean Penn's house on Easter Sunday?
Because of … well…that.
|Eric Massa is resigning because he has cancer.|
|Eric Massa is resigning because Democrats don't want him to vote against health care.|
|Eric Massa is resigning because he tickled a grown man once, OK? Like you haven't.
It's too soon to determine whether Rep. Massa violated the House ethics rules.
|Eric Massa poked 11 people.
Okay I've seen enough.
|Glenn Beck posted a video: "Interview With Eric Massa."|
|The group Glenn Beck Show Bookers has one fewer members.|
|Charles Rangel removed "Ways and Means Chairman" from his Education and Work information.
It's only until the 234 allegations against me are cleared.
|Mitt Romney created the group I Was for Health Care Reform Before I Was Against It.
|The Republican National Committee posted a slide show: "How To Exploit Fear of Black People To Raise Money."
I see a flaw in this
|Someone posted "Lady Gaga: 'Telephone'" on Scott Brown's Wall.|
|Scott Brown wrote on his own wall: "Tina, cancel all my appointments."|
|Scott Brown signed off.
It worked! Hurry, let's vote!
|Patrick Kennedy is retiring to a van down by the river.|
|Dennis Kucinich is still against health care reform for being too conservative.
Dennis, be reasonable.
You know I believe in UFOs, right?
|Charlie Crist sent Marco Rubio a gift: Back Wax|
|Marco Rubio sent Charlie Crist a gift: Chest hair|
|Joe Biden added Israel to the Places I've Been application.
Challah back, woo woo!
Never gets old, does it?
|Liz Cheney created the group Expose the Lawyers Who Defend Guantanamo Detainees!|
What disturbs me most about this is that Dick Cheney procreated.
|GQ tagged Rielle Hunter in a photo. |
|Playboy, Penthouse, and MomBomb.com added Rielle Hunter as a friend.|
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