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|Barack Obama invited Republicans to the event Health Care Summit.
This event has 0 confirmed guests.
Maybe attending: 219 people.
I'd learn more watching "General Hospital." Which also happens to be what I'm doing then.
|Barack Obama posted a note: New Health Care Reform Plan.
How is this different?
You know. Healthier, reformier.
|Evan Bayh won't be running for re-election.|
|Evan Bayh posted the note: "Three Ways To Fix Congress in My Absence."
Hey thanks Evan, here's some legislation I drafted based on your ideas: http://bit.ly/VTQKC
|Mitch McConnell created the group Reduce the Deficit!|
|Barack Obama created the group Committee To Reduce the Deficit.
You know who else created committees? Stalin.
|Seth MacFarlane posted the video Down Syndrome Girl.
Stop making a mockery of our family!
|E! posted an article: Bristol Palin To Star in "The Secret Life of the American Teenager."|
|Politico posted an article: "The Public Option: It's Alive!"
And … a billion hits. OK, boys, shut it down.
|Politico posted an article: "Public Option Dead Again."|
|Ron Paul won the CPAC straw poll.
First, destroy the IRS!
|CNN posted an article: "Man Flies Plane Into Austin IRS Building."
|ESPN posted the video "Curling."
What is this, hockey for retards?
|Rahm Emanuel is meeting with both the Winter Olympics and the Special Olympics.|
|Politico posted an article: "Jobs Bill: Democrats Warm to Ramming It Through."|
|Politico posted an article: "House Democrats Hand Jobs Bill to Senate."|
|Politico posted an article: "Democrats Blow Jobs Bill."
Who is writing these headlines?
|John McCain recommended that J.D. Hayworth add Jack Abramoff as a friend.|
|John McCain posted the video "J.D. Hayworth: Birther?"|
|John McCain created the group Can This Ball of Discarded Ear Wax Get More Fans Than J.D. Hayworth?.|
|Scott Brown joined the group U.S. Senators.
Welcome, you reliable conservative you!
|Harry Reid posted the note: "Jobs Bill."
Scott Brown likes this.
Et tu, Scott?
Sorry, no hablo.
|ESPN posted the video "Georgian Olympian Crashes Fatally on Luge Course."
This is a terrible loss for America, and Georgia.
|Dick Cheney is in the hospital.|
|Bill Clinton is in the hospital.|
|Bob Dole is in the hospital.
Care to make it interesting?
I've technically been dead for seven years, so you'd win. Again.
|Tiger Woods posted a note on America's Wall: I will wear you out…|
|Robert Gibbs has joined Twitter.|
|Robert Gibbs Two announcements. The president and first lady will welcome President Sarkozy of France to the White House on Tuesday. France is an invalua|
|Robert Gibbs Hm.|
|Robert Gibbs #sarkozyFTW|
|New York Post posted an article: "New York Times Sitting on Paterson Bombshell."
He's a swinger!
He can see!
|The New York Times posted the article: "BREAKING: Paterson Aide Has Mildly Sketchy Past."|
|Ed Meese III posted a note: "Mt. Vernon Statement (Large Print)."
Can we make it any bigger?
|Dick Cheney posted a note: "Barack Obama, Soft on Terror."|
|The New York Times posted an article: "Taliban Number 3 captured in Pakistan."|
|Dick Cheney posted a note: "Barack Obama, Soft on Zoo Attacks."
Never again. http://bit.ly/9XnrbU
|Republicans are attending Health Care Summit.
Well, the scones were warm.
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