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|The Senate posted a note: Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act.
60 people like this.
|Harry Reid created the event: Universal Healthcare Takes Effect!|
Start: January 2014
|Mitt Romney created the event: No More Universal Health Care!|
Start: January 2017
|Huffington Post posted an article: "Obama breaks promise to broadcast legislative negotiations on C-SPAN."|
|The Washington Post posted an article: "Biden promises to broadcast legislative negotiations in 3-D."|
|Barack Obama posted a note: Executive Order: Christmas is Canceled.
Got you though, right?
|Santa Claus sent Mitch McConnell a gift: Solar panel|
New carbon policy.
|Bill Clinton sent Hillary Clinton a gift: Slanket|
I asked for a djellaba.
|John Kerry is burning Kindles for warmth.|
|44 Guantanamo Detainees joined the network Saudi Jihadist Rehabilitation Center.
OK, first period is art therapy.
|Said Ali al-Shihri posted a photo:|
Very good. You can go now.
|Said Ali al-Shihri and Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab are now friends.|
|Alhaji Umaru Mutallab tagged Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab in the photo "My Crazy Nigerian Son Who Is Probably Going to Try and Kill People."|
|Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula posted a note: "Plan To Attack U.S. Soon, Possibly Using Nigerian."
|Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab became a fan of Imamthabomb.com.
|Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab created the event: Flight to Detroit, via Amsterdam.
Nope, nothing in your shoes!
|CNN posted an article: "Northwest Airlines Flight 253 lands safely in Detroit."
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab
Am I ... am I in hell?
|Al Qaeda deleted Exploding Underpants from the group Tools for Jihad.|
|Fruit of the Loom sent Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab a gift: Endorsement deal.|
|Barack Obama suggested the National Security Agency, Department of Homeland Securty, and CIA become friends.|
|Barack Obama added Yemen to his watch list.|
|Sarah Palin added Yemen to her vocabulary.|
|Joe Biden posted an article: "Trains are awesome."|
Good to see you applying yourself, Joe.
My next one is on dinosaurs.
|Mitt Romney likes his own status.
Mitt Romney likes this.
|Chris Dodd, Byron Dorgan, and Bill Ritter left the group 2010 Candidates.
Aw hellz yeah ba-BY! Hammer time!
|Richard Blumenthal, Ed Schultz, and John Hickenlooper joined the group Possible 2010 Candidates.
|Rasmussen Reports posted a note: "Scott Brown down in Mass. by 9 points."
It will be a cold day in hell.
|The Boston Globe posted an article: "Record Lows as Blizzard Sweeps New England."|
|New York Daily News posted an article: "Peter Orszag's girlfriend gives birth."
So that's what he meant by bending curves.
|Michael Steele added Right Now: A 12-Step Program for Defeating the Obama Agenda to his Virtual Bookshelf.
How about 12 steps to I kick the shit out of you?
|Joe Biden changed his name to "The Situation."|
|HuffingtonPost posted the video "Walrus Pleasures Self (NSFW)".
George W. Bush
No, John Bolton, no!
|Michael Steele created the event Speech.|
Are you serious?
That will be $5.
|CNN posted the video Harold Ford to take on Kirsten Gillibrand?|
|Barack Obama posted the video Weekly Address: Health Care, Afghanistan, and Terrorism.|
|Joe Biden posted the video Audition Tape for ‘Survivor.'|
How long does that show tape for?
I dunno, a few months.
Robert Gibbs likes this.
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