The latest updates to Barack Obama's Facebook news feed.

The latest news from the president's profile.
Jan. 8 2010 5:31 PM

Barack Obama's Facebook Feed

Christmas, health care, and what's next for the underpants bomber.

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The Senate posted a note: Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act.
Harry Reid created the event: Universal Healthcare Takes Effect!
Start: January 2014
Mitt Romney created the event: No More Universal Health Care!
Start: January 2017
Huffington Post posted an article: "Obama breaks promise to broadcast legislative negotiations on C-SPAN."
The Washington Post posted an article: "Biden promises to broadcast legislative negotiations in 3-D."
Barack Obama posted a note: Executive Order: Christmas is Canceled.
Bill O'Reilly
Nice try.
Barack Obama
Got you though, right?
Santa Claus sent Mitch McConnell a gift: Solar panel
Mitch McConnell
Huh?
Santa Claus
New carbon policy.
Bill Clinton sent Hillary Clinton a gift: Slanket
Hillary Clinton
I asked for a djellaba.
John Kerry is burning Kindles for warmth.
44 Guantanamo Detainees joined the network Saudi Jihadist Rehabilitation Center.
Teacher
OK, first period is art therapy.
Said Ali al-Shihri posted a photo:
Teacher
Very good. You can go now.
Said Ali al-Shihri and Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab are now friends.
Alhaji Umaru Mutallab tagged Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab in the photo "My Crazy Nigerian Son Who Is Probably Going to Try and Kill People."
State Department
Hmmm.
Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula posted a note: "Plan To Attack U.S. Soon, Possibly Using Nigerian."
CIA
Interesting.
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab became a fan of Imamthabomb.com.
NSA
Curious.
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab created the event: Flight to Detroit, via Amsterdam.
TSA
Nope, nothing in your shoes!
CNN posted an article: "Northwest Airlines Flight 253 lands safely in Detroit."
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab
Am I ... am I in hell?
Al Qaeda deleted Exploding Underpants from the group Tools for Jihad.
Fruit of the Loom sent Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab a gift: Endorsement deal.
Barack Obama suggested the National Security Agency, Department of Homeland Securty, and CIA become friends.
Barack Obama added Yemen to his watch list.
Sarah Palin added Yemen to her vocabulary.
Joe Biden posted an article: "Trains are awesome."
Robert Gibbs
Good to see you applying yourself, Joe.
Joe Biden
My next one is on dinosaurs.
Mitt Romney likes his own status.
Chris Dodd, Byron Dorgan, and Bill Ritter left the group 2010 Candidates.
Michael Steele
Aw hellz yeah ba-BY! Hammer time!
Richard Blumenthal, Ed Schultz, and John Hickenlooper joined the group Possible 2010 Candidates.
Michael Steele
We surrender.
Rasmussen Reports posted a note: "Scott Brown down in Mass. by 9 points."
Martha Coakley
It will be a cold day in hell.
The Boston Globe posted an article: "Record Lows as Blizzard Sweeps New England."
New York Daily News posted an article: "Peter Orszag's girlfriend gives birth."
Tiger Woods
Amateur, dude.
Paul Krugman
So that's what he meant by bending curves.
Baby Orszag

Michael Steele added Right Now: A 12-Step Program for Defeating the Obama Agenda to his Virtual Bookshelf.
Rahm Emanuel
How about 12 steps to I kick the shit out of you?
Joe Biden changed his name to "The Situation."
HuffingtonPost posted the video "Walrus Pleasures Self (NSFW)".
George W. Bush
No, John Bolton, no!
Michael Steele created the event Speech.
Price: $20,000
.
Chris Matthews
Are you serious?
Michael Steele
Yes.
Michael Steele
That will be $5.
CNN posted the video Harold Ford to take on Kirsten Gillibrand?
James Carville
Sounds hot
Barack Obama posted the video Weekly Address: Health Care, Afghanistan, and Terrorism.
Joe Biden posted the video Audition Tape for ‘Survivor.'
Robert Gibbs
How long does that show tape for?
Joe Biden
I dunno, a few months.

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