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|Barack Obama pardoned a turkey.|
|The Republican National Committee posted a note: Obama Soft on Fowl; Clemency for Animals Raises Concerns.
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed likes this.
Mike Huckabee likes this.
|Tiger Woods is giving thanks for his family, his privacy, and his sterling reputation.|
|CNN posted a note: White House Party Crash! Socialites Secretly Snooker Secret Service!
On behalf of the people of India, I thank you for hosting such a wonderful event.
Move it, Gandhi, you're in my shot.
|The House Committee on Homeland Security invited Tareq Salahi and Michaele Salahi to the event Hearing on White House Security Breach.
Congrats! You're on the list!
|Michaele Salahi posted a video: Today Show Interview.
This has been simply devastating.
OK, cut! Thanks, guys, that was great.
|America is turning its attention to Afghanistan.|
|Michaele Salahi posted a note: Everybody help! The balloon floated away and Tareq is inside!|
|Barack Obama posted a note: Afghanistan speech draft.
What is it--it's an increase ... enhancement ... escalation ...
|Barack Obama posted a note: 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan.|
|Mullah Mohammad Omar posted a note: 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan.|
|Harry Reid posted a note: Senate Debate on Health Care Reform.
Too long. I propose we delete every third word.
|Mitch McConnell posted a note: Keep Everything the Same Act of 2009.
Ooh, that's good.
Finally, some new ideas.
Still too long.
|John McCain posted a note: Amendment to Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act of 2009.
Everyone must address me for a day as "Mr. President."
Yeah, sure, whatever.
|Harry Reid posted a note: Tax on cosmetic surgery.
Unfair to women.
Doesn't raise enough money.
I oppose this measure, just to be a dick.
|Congressional Budget Office posted a note: Health care reform won't bend the curve.
A shoddy estimate by a historically inaccurate body.
|Congressional Budget Office posted a note: Health care reform lowers premiums.
A paragon of accuracy and objectivity.
|Mitt Romney took the quiz Republican Purity Test with the result: |
|Mike Huckabee took the quiz Republican Purity Test with the result: |
|Ronald Reagan took the quiz Republican Purity Test with the result: |
|MSNBC posted an article: Bernanke Reconfirmation Hearing Held Up by Two Senators.
I refuse to confirm a Wall Street honcho who won't hold banks responsible for their actions.
I don't like bald people.
|Barack Obama added Copenhagen to the Places I've Been application.|
|James Inhofe added Copenhagen to the Places I've Been Beaten to Death by a Diverse Environmentalist Mob, in All Likelihood application.|