|Barack Obama created the group Close Guantanamo!|
6 people have joined.
|Mitch McConnell created the group KEEP TERRORISTS OUT OF AMERICA!@!1|
90 people have joined.
|Ramzi Yousef, Zacarias Massaoui, Ahmed Ressam, Ahmed Omar Abu Ali, and Wadih el-Hage created the group Terrorists Already in America.|
The group Republicans posted a note: Nancy Pelosi Approved Torture.
|Nancy Pelosi is in China.|
|Arnold Schwarzenegger sent California a request for $21 billion.|
|California sent Arnold Schwarzenegger a flaming turd.|
|Gay People sent California a request for Marriage.|
|California sent Gay People a flaming turd.|
|America sent California a request for A Good Summer Movie.|
|California sent America a flaming turd.|
|Joe Biden is in Kosovo.|
Agh! The snipers!
|RNC created the group The Democrat-Socialist Party.|
Guys, this is retarded.
|RNC created the group The Democrat Party Is Socialist.|
|Levi Johnston updated his Education and Work info to "Baby-daddy."|
|Dick Cheney created the event Speech Denouncing Barack Obama.|
|Barack Obama created the event Speech Pre-empting Dick Cheney.
Preemption ... Feels good, don't it?
|Sonia Sotomayor took the quiz What Ethnicity Are You? with the result "Hispanic."|
|Sonia Sotomayor took the quiz What Gender Are You? with the result "Female."|
|Sonia Sotomayor took the quiz Which Disney Movie Are You? with the result "All of Them."|
|Barack Obama and Sonia Sotomayor are now friends.|
|NARAL is nervous :-\
Rahm Emanuel likes this.
|Newt Gingrich posted a link: "A Latina Judge's Voice," by Sonia Sotomayor, 2001.
Not gay! (right?)
|Joe Biden is in Bosnia-Herzegoanviwhatever.|
Oh, I Bosnia'd Herzegovina, all right.
|The group FBI posted the audio clip Roland Burris Offering Money to Rod Blagojevich.
Can we still do the fundraiser?
|Kim Jong-il is testing his nukes.|
|Barack Obama sent Kim Jong-il a Really Stern Warning.|
|Kim Jong-il drew on Barack Obama's wall using the Graffiti application.|
|Barack Obama removed "Disarmament" from his interests.|
|Levi Johnston is working hard on his memiors.|
|Levi Johnston got a high score on Mafia Wars.|
|Joe Biden is in Sarajevo.|
Now I know which ambassadorship I want in 2016...
Let's just say, the ladies here aren’t exactly "Balkan" ...
I don't follow.
Other people can see this, you know.
|Barack Obama and Benjamin Netanyahu are now friends.|
|Barack Obama and Mahmoud Abbas are now friends.
OK sweet so now what?
|Joe Biden installed the application Twitter.
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