From: Donald Rumsfeld, Pentagon
Date: January 12, 2003
Subject: IMPORTANT INFORMATION
Are you frustrated that your country is isolated from the world and condemned by the United Nations? Do you want to see the Iraqi people liberated from Saddam's injustice? Are you tired of paying too much for inkjet cartridges?
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