Ad Report Card: Slim Jim's Jerky Mascot 

Ad Report Card: Slim Jim's Jerky Mascot 

Ad Report Card: Slim Jim's Jerky Mascot 

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Oct. 29 2001 8:39 PM

Ad Report Card: Slim Jim's Jerky Mascot 



Illustration by Mark Alan Stamaty 

Earlier this year, Adolph Levis died. Levis’ contribution to American gastronomy was the development, with a partner, of a dried beef stick. According to his obituary in the New York Times, the mascot for this food item was a top-hat-and-cane toff named Slim Jim whose function it was “to create an elegant image” for the product.

That was a long time ago. Levis and his partner sold Slim Jim off in the 1960s, and these days their creation’s image is somewhat short of elegant. (I made an effort to track down old Slim Jim images on the Web but came up empty; if you can help, please e-mail me.) The current Slim Jim mascot was recently described to Ad Report Card by reader Chris M. as a “crazed anthropomorphic beef stick”; this newer Jim stars in a series of blaring and confrontational commercials. These are available for viewing at the Slim Jim site, and you can get a hint of their flavor in these instructions: Go to the site, then click on “Belli-Vision” and then on “Slim Jim Guy TV.” You’ll get a full lineup.

The ads: I suppose the crucial text here would be the spot titled “Eat Me.” It’s very short. A teen-age guy in a convenience store (i.e., target demo) holds the miniature Slim Jim man. The Slim Jim man wears a red shirt and what I guess are yellow overalls, plus a huge, rubbery wig or hat that looks to be about 2 feet high and is meant to suggest jerky. Jim, in a taunting tone, says to the teen, “So, you want beef and spice.” The teen looks puzzled. Jim screams, “Eat me!” Massive teeth crunch into his body. There’s a quick edit, and we see the Slim Jim logo; the crazy, screaming Jim-thing smashes his face through this and screams, “Snap into a Slim Jim!”


His only modes of communication are the taunt and the scream. In other spots, he causes trouble in the stomachs of those who have ingested him—from veggie-eating yuppies to junk-addicted kids. In “Seventh Heevin' " he arrives in the titanium gut of a young man who has just eaten seven Slim Jims in a row; he gets into a fistfight with these other jerkies and finally battles off a hapless antacid tablet. These spots all end with Jim screaming, “Eat me!”

Questions of taste: Now, I’m not the intended audience for these spots, and you couldn’t pay me to eat beef jerky. When I stumble on these ads from time to time, I invariably wonder why it is you’d want to eat something that, the spots suggest, is apparently designed to wreak havoc in your digestive system. That said, I can see why someone—teen or otherwise—might be amused at the over-the-top goofiness of Jim, or might find something admirable in a food product thumbing its nose at healthy eating.

But there are millions of attitude-heavy ads out there these days. I would never have been interested in this batch if I hadn’t learned from Adolph Levis’ obituary of the product’s “elegant” ancestry. Often brands are discussed as immutable things whose DNA is hammered out by experts and pushed on the masses. But I have a feeling that with certain brands it works the other way around—somewhere along the line somebody figured out that tuxedoed swells weren’t buying much jerky, so changes occurred. Sure, I’m talking about a shift over a period of decades in this case, but it’s still fascinating to contemplate how completely a brand can be re-imaged over time. I would guess that Levis wasn’t bothered by the demise of the Slim Jim he’d invented; that Times obit said he and his partner got $20 million when they sold the company off. And $20 million, needless to say, buys an awful lot of jerky, elegant or otherwise.