Comedian John Mulaney Is Afraid of Teenagers

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Feb. 3 2012 11:32 AM

Questions for John Mulaney

The Saturday Night Live writer talks about his stand-up special, New in Town.

John Mulaney on Comedy Central.
John Mulaney on Comedy Central

© 2012 Comedy Central.

In his stand-up special New in Town, which premiered last weekend, Saturday Night Live writer John Mulaney begins by emphasizing his preternaturally boyish looks. “When I’m walking down the street,” Mulaney quips, “No one’s ever like, ‘Hey look at that man.’ I think they’re just like, ‘Whoa, that tall child looks terrible!’ ” It’s this innate guilelessness that makes Mulaney so appealing. When he impersonates Ice-T from Law and Order: SVU saying awful things like, “Looks like the victim had anal contusions,” the contrast with his Dennis the Menace 'do makes it even funnier.

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Slate spoke with Mulaney about New in Town, which was released on CD and DVD this week, his old-timey sketches for Saturday Night Live, his fear of roving packs of youth, and why he doesn’t believe in five-year plans.

Slate: I noticed that in New in Town, a lot of the humor is based around your fears—of teenagers, of random homeless guys pushing you in the street, of driving. Do you work through your anxiety in your performance?


John Mulaney: A little bit. It felt cathartic to talk about teenagers making fun of me, because it’s like a thing, when you walk around New York, when you see a group of eighth-graders or high-schoolers on the street, it just scares the hell out of me. Not that they’re going to beat you up, just that they’re so merciless and good at making fun of people. I had a bunch of jokes that aren’t on [New in Town] about how afraid I am of possums. I did those in Australia, where they have lots and lots and lots of possums, even in Melbourne proper. That was really fun, because it was 100 percent true, and it absolutely came from my real anxiety. So yes; I have exorcised those things.

Slate: Besides exorcising the anxiety, how do you work out the material that you’re doing?

Mulaney: Most of the time, it starts with some sort of opinion or event, and I’ll write it down. Just like, “Still afraid of being kidnapped,” or something. And I’ll put that away. And then what normally instigates me writing a lot is booking a bunch of shows. At SNL, it’s like, we’re done, I’m going to the comedy cub four times this week, and then I’m going to do Whiplash, and then I’m going to go on the road. Let’s take out all these scraps of ideas and flesh them out.

Slate: Do you keep your SNL brain pretty separate from your stand-up brain?

Mulaney: For some reason, yes. A lot of people think it might cross over more, but I think of SNL like, “Oh, I want to do a big sketch; I want to do like a Wizard of Oz thing with Fred [Armisen].” They’re very different to me in scale. Stand-up for me is just my opinions on things, so it wouldn’t be as fun translated into a sketch. Nor would a sketch be as fun if it were me standing there saying it.

Slate: It also seems to me that your work for SNL has an old-fashioned aesthetic—like the Vincent Price sketches—which isn’t really present in your stand-up. Where do those ideas come from? Did you watch a lot of old movies as a kid?

Mulaney: I was just planted in front of the TV for a long time. And I also am a big film fan, so I see a lot of old movies. And Bill Hader is a huge fan of film and has seen everything from 1901 until now. And you know he does stuff for Turner Classic. So we both love it. When we do Vincent Price, people back then were just larger characters. A celebrity impersonation from 1940 is so different from one now. Now everyone kind of acts the same. It’s like, “Hey, how you doing, nice to meet you.” People used to have crazy accents and big eyebrows and stuff. Characters were just a lot archer. You’d see a movie and the villain would be cackling and have a big curly mustache. There was a lot less subtlety. Andy [Samberg] and I wrote this sketch last year called “One-Take Tony.” It’s just a classic old movie voice of, like, [in old-timey movie voice]Back in a minute.” So those types of things, period pieces, and period characters are so much fun in sketch comedy because they’re so big.

Slate: In New in Town, you talk about your girlfriend and your family. Are the stories you tell exaggerated? And how do they react?

Mulaney: The stuff about my parents—I wouldn’t say it’s exaggerated. It’s how I remember them when I was younger, which was my dad was very imposing. I have a joke about him—he’s a lawyer; they’re both lawyers—about him interrogating me. He caught me lying about brushing my teeth when I was a kid by finding my toothbrush and feeling it and seeing it, as he said, bone dry, and that’s how I remember it. And with my mom when I was younger, her yelling, that’s how I remember it. So it’s not quite exaggerated; it’s more impressionistic.

Slate: From a child’s perspective.

Mulaney: Yeah. By the way, they still live up to that sometimes; it’s not like I was completely off. And I think they like it. I mean, people like jokes about themselves.



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