Barack Obama Sent Osama Bin Laden Two Bullets
The final edition of Barack Obama's Facebook Feed.
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 | Prince William and Kate Middleton changed their relationship status to Married.
 Princess DianaGood luck with that! |
 | America likes the album "Hats!"   |
 | America is back to hating monarchy.
 George Washington likes this. |
| Katie Couric added "ABC (2011), Fox (2012), TMZ (2013), and QVC (2014)" to her Work and Education Info. |
 | Pope Benedict XVI sent Pope John Paul II a gift: Beautification. |
 | The Weather Channel posted an article: "Tornadoes Tear Through the South, Causing Devastation."
General William Tecumseh Sherman likes this. |
| Barack Obama posted a photo: "My Long-Form Birth Certificate."
  Barack ObamaNow we can move onto more important things.  Donald TrumpOh yeah? Like what? |
| Osama Bin Laden is enjoying a cold can of Pepsi. |
| Navy SEALs sent Osama Bin Laden a gift:  |
| Osama Bin Laden signed off. |
| A Dung Beetle signed on.
The Dalai Lama likes this. |
| U.S. Special Operations Forces sent FBI Laboratory a gift: DNA Evidence ScientistIt’s ... it’s not human. |
 | Fox News posted a video: |
| ABC posted a note: "57 Million Watch Barack Obama’s Bin Laden Address."
 ABCCould you do that again tomorrow? |
| Rush Limbaugh tagged Barack Obama in a note.
 Rush LimbaughObama’s speech was nothing but "me, me, me."  David AxelrodYeah, he should have put on a military uniform and like, stood on a boat with a shit ton of Navy SEALs, and maybe had like a big banner that said "WE DID IT," or something similar. |
| United States of America changed its name to USA! |
 | Joe Biden "America, fuck yeah." --Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. |
| Barack Obama was tagged in a photo: "Administration Officials Watch Bin Laden Raid."
  Joe BidenActually, this was "Game of Thrones" night. |
| Washington Post posted an article: "CIA Recovers Bin Laden Hard Drives, DVDs."
 CIAWhen he said he was waiting for "72 Virgins" to arrive, he wasn't talking about the afterlife. |
| White House posted a note: "Osama Bin Laden died a cowardly death in a firefight defending $1 million mansion with swimming pools full of American dollar bills."
Tom Clancy likes this. |
| White House posted a note: "CORRECTION: Osama Bin Laden died." |
| Saxby Chambliss I have seen the photo of Osama’s bloody corpse, and it’s not pretty.
 Harry ReidThat was the cover of Time.  |
| Osama Bin Laden was tagged in a photo:   Jay CarneyWe will not be releasing the photo of Osama Bin Laden with his skull blown to pieces, flecks of brain spattered everywhere, his mouth ringed with a light frothy foam, and his eye socket gaping wide like a tunnel to hell. It would be in poor taste. |
 | Osama Bin Laden joined the group Fishes |
| The United States posted a note on Pakistan's Wall: "We need to talk."
 PakistanHahahaha why hahaha |
| Modern Dog posted an article: "EXCLUSIVE: Interview With Dog That Caught Bin Laden." |
| Hamas posted a note: "Bin Laden Was a Hero and a Martyr."
 Hillary ClintonYou were THIS close to getting off the terror watch list. |
| CNN posted an article: "Poll: Most Americans Say Bin Laden in Hell."
 Saddam HusseinConfirmed. |
| Fox News posted an article: "Fireworks at First GOP Debate, as Tim Pawlenty Raises Voice Slightly." |
 | Barack Obama invited George W. Bush to the event Ground Zero Service.
 George W. BushI refuse to join in these festivities while Osama Bin Laden is still at large. George W. BushOh. |
| America added Closure to its Activities and Interests.
Barack Obama Now, with this moment behind us, we can finally focus on fixing our problems at home. |
| CNN posted an article: "POLL: 87 Percent of Americans Think Barack Obama Killed Osama Too Aloofly." |
| Barack Obama is joining Friendster. |