Barack Obama Sent Osama Bin Laden Two Bullets
The final edition of Barack Obama's Facebook Feed.
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![]() | Prince William and Kate Middleton changed their relationship status to Married.
![]() Good luck with that! |
![]() | America likes the album "Hats!"![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() | America is back to hating monarchy.
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![]() | Katie Couric added "ABC (2011), Fox (2012), TMZ (2013), and QVC (2014)" to her Work and Education Info. |
![]() | Pope Benedict XVI sent Pope John Paul II a gift: Beautification.![]() |
![]() | The Weather Channel posted an article: "Tornadoes Tear Through the South, Causing Devastation."
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![]() | Barack Obama posted a photo: "My Long-Form Birth Certificate."
![]() ![]() Now we can move onto more important things. ![]() Oh yeah? Like what? |
![]() | Osama Bin Laden is enjoying a cold can of Pepsi. |
![]() | Navy SEALs sent Osama Bin Laden a gift: ![]() ![]() |
![]() | Osama Bin Laden signed off. |
![]() | A Dung Beetle signed on.
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![]() | U.S. Special Operations Forces sent FBI Laboratory a gift: DNA Evidence![]() It’s ... it’s not human. |
![]() | Fox News posted a video:![]() |
![]() | ABC posted a note: "57 Million Watch Barack Obama’s Bin Laden Address."
![]() Could you do that again tomorrow? |
![]() | Rush Limbaugh tagged Barack Obama in a note.
![]() Obama’s speech was nothing but "me, me, me." ![]() Yeah, he should have put on a military uniform and like, stood on a boat with a shit ton of Navy SEALs, and maybe had like a big banner that said "WE DID IT," or something similar. |
![]() | United States of America changed its name to USA! |
![]() | Joe Biden "America, fuck yeah." --Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. |
![]() | Barack Obama was tagged in a photo: "Administration Officials Watch Bin Laden Raid."
![]() ![]() Actually, this was "Game of Thrones" night. |
![]() | Washington Post posted an article: "CIA Recovers Bin Laden Hard Drives, DVDs."
![]() When he said he was waiting for "72 Virgins" to arrive, he wasn't talking about the afterlife. |
![]() | White House posted a note: "Osama Bin Laden died a cowardly death in a firefight defending $1 million mansion with swimming pools full of American dollar bills."
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![]() | White House posted a note: "CORRECTION: Osama Bin Laden died." |
![]() | Saxby Chambliss I have seen the photo of Osama’s bloody corpse, and it’s not pretty.
![]() That was the cover of Time. ![]() |
![]() | Osama Bin Laden was tagged in a photo: ![]() ![]() We will not be releasing the photo of Osama Bin Laden with his skull blown to pieces, flecks of brain spattered everywhere, his mouth ringed with a light frothy foam, and his eye socket gaping wide like a tunnel to hell. It would be in poor taste. |
![]() | Osama Bin Laden joined the group Fishes |
![]() | The United States posted a note on Pakistan's Wall: "We need to talk."
![]() Hahahaha why hahaha |
![]() | Modern Dog posted an article: "EXCLUSIVE: Interview With Dog That Caught Bin Laden." |
![]() | Hamas posted a note: "Bin Laden Was a Hero and a Martyr."
![]() You were THIS close to getting off the terror watch list. |
![]() | CNN posted an article: "Poll: Most Americans Say Bin Laden in Hell."
![]() Confirmed. |
![]() | Fox News posted an article: "Fireworks at First GOP Debate, as Tim Pawlenty Raises Voice Slightly." |
![]() | Barack Obama invited George W. Bush to the event Ground Zero Service.
![]() I refuse to join in these festivities while Osama Bin Laden is still at large. ![]() Oh. |
![]() | America added Closure to its Activities and Interests.
![]() Now, with this moment behind us, we can finally focus on fixing our problems at home. |
![]() | CNN posted an article: "POLL: 87 Percent of Americans Think Barack Obama Killed Osama Too Aloofly." |
![]() | Barack Obama is joining Friendster. |