Barack Obama's Facebook Feed
WikiLeaks, DADT, and the guy who elbowed Obama in the lip.
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 | Julian Assange posted 250,000 notes.
 Hillary ClintonPlease tell me this is just your porn collection.  Julian AssangeIn a manner of speaking. |
| New York Times posted an article: "SCANDAL: U.S. Officials Consider Qaddafi Unstable, Sarkozy Arrogant, Putin Incompetent." |
 | Ban Ki-moon updated his Personal Information:
Hair: Black Eyes: Brown DNA: ATGCTTCGAAGATC...  Hillary Clinton likes this. |
 | Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and UAE left the group Secret Iran Hater Club and joined the group Iran Hater Club. |
| The Guardian posted an article: "China Prepared to Abandon North Korea."
 Kim Jong-unWonder what this button does.  ChinaWait, OK, sorry! What do you want? Kim Jong-unToys. |
| The New York Times posted an article: "A Wild Wedding in Dagestan, Russia."
Prince William likes this. |
| Sweden added Julian Assange to the group Alleged Rapists.
 Lady LibertyIt's true. You monster. Julian AssangeShe was asking for it. |
| Mike Huckabee posted a note: "Assassinate Julian Assange."
 Bill Clinton"Love thy neighbor"?  Mike HuckabeeNeighbor? He's from Australia! |
 | PBS created the TV show "Where in the World Is Julian Assange?"
 RockapellaWell he'll ransack Pakistan / and run a scam in Scandinavia |
| Jimmy Wales edited his Work and Education information to "DIFFERENT Megalomaniacal Wiki Founder." |
| Amazon is no longer selling bandwidth to WikiLeaks.
Julian Assange You're abetting censorship!  AmazonUsers who bought this also bought "Cry Me a River" and "Prison Break - Season One." |
| The CIA posted a note: "Pfc. Bradley Manning's Complete Gmail Archives."
 Pfc. Bradley ManningHey!  CIAWhat? It's transparency. |
 | Julian Assange tagged Bank of America in a photo:
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| Alan Simpson and Erskine Bowles posted a note: "Deficit Commission Report."
0 people like this. Alan SimpsonGot an idea. |
| Julian Assange posted a note: "Deficit Commission Report."
34,265,233 people like this. |
| The Texas Tribune posted an article: "Judge May Rule Death Penalty Unconstitutional."
 George W. BushSee Karla? You can come back now. Karla?  Karla Faye Tucker... |
| CNN posted an article: "Report: 70 Percent of Military Personnel Don't Oppose Gays."
 John McCainThis survey is biased. They should have called them "twinkle toed nancy poofs." |
| NBC posted an article: "Senate Rejects Earmark Ban."
 Rand PaulFun while it lasted. Who wants a museum? |
| Shirley Nielsen signed off. |
| Fox News posted an article: "NASA Discovers Microbes That Thrive on Arsenic."
 NASAUh, we were talking about you. |
| CNN posted an article: "Obama Elbowed in Lip During Basketball; Needs 12 Stitches."
 Barack ObamaYou should see the other guy.  |
| E! posted an article: "Bristol Palin Finally Loses on Dancing With the Stars."
 Sarah PalinIt's OK, honey. This makes me relatable. |
 | The World Cup added Qatar to its Destinations.
Hillary Clinton Remember our deal. |
| 125 members of the group Guantanamo Detainees joined the Qatar network. |
| Julian Assange posted a note: "WIKILEAKS EXCLUSIVE: Winner of the 2010 Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Mini-Series, or Motion Picture Made for Television."
Barack Obama That's the last straw. Send in the drones. |