Barack Obama's Facebook Feed
The White House Correspondents Dinner, the oil spill, and the FBI's new interrogation technique.
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 | Arizona added Racial Profiling to its Interests.
 Barack ObamaThis law is a disgrace to our nation's values.  ArizonaI'm gonna have to ask you to step out of the motorcade, sir. |
 | C-Span tagged Carl Levin in a video: Shitty Deal. |
 | FCC sent Carl Levin a gift: "$53 million fine." Carl LevinShit.  FCC$54 million. |
 | Lloyd Blankfein was tagged in a photo:  Tom CoburnWhen he's lying, he cries blood. |
 | Carl Levin posted a note on Fabrice Tourre's Wall:"Explain yourself."  Fabrice TourreI'm sorry, senator, I am distracted by a beautiful woman.  Claire McCaskillNice try, Pepé. Fabrice TourreThis must be the smoking section. Because you certainly are. |
| BP Oops. |
| Oil was tagged in a photo: Barack ObamaMother of God.  Dick CheneyIt's ... it's beautiful. |
| New Orleans added Containment Domes, Blowout Preventers, and Acoustic Switches to its Interests.
 BPOr as we call them, "thingamajigs." |
 | Barack Obama created the event Trip to Louisiana.. George W. BushWhatever you do, DO NOT FLY OVER IT. |
| Barack Obama created the event White House Correspondents' Dinner, featuring Conan O'Brien.. |
| David Axelrod posted a note on Conan O'Brien's Wall: "Wait, sorry..."  Conan O'BrienI get it. |
 | Politico posted an article: "Obama Kills; Leno Bombs."
Barack Obama Well done, Ax. |
 | Larry Summers is friends with Ke$ha. |
| Janet Napolitano is friends with Justin Bieber. |
| Jon Favreau is friends with Helen Mirren.
 Newsweek"Jelen": Are They or Aren't They? |
| Faisal Shahzad added Car Bombs to his Interests. |
| Faisal Shahzad added Nissan Pathfinder to his Favorite Cars. |
| Faisal Shahzad tagged himself in a photo: Me boarding plane to Dubai!!
 Al-QaidaWe never say this, but … we don't even want credit for this. |
| Jimmy Hoffa was tagged in a video: Guy Taking Off Sweatshirt in Times Square. |
| The FBI posted a note on Faisal Shahzad's Wall FBIAre you a terrorist?  Faisal ShahzadNo. FBIDoes your mom know you're a terrorist? Faisal ShahzadNo--wait, shit. FBIGotcha. |
| John McCain created the group Miranda Rights, Schmiranda Rights. Glenn BeckKnow how I know you're crazy? Even I think you're crazy. |
 | Britain took the quiz Who Would You Rather Have as Prime Minister? David Beckham  45%Amy Winehouse 15%Prince Harry 10%Wallace 10%Gromit 20%Gordon Brown 0% |
| Ken Cuccinelli filed a lawsuit against Science, Breasts, Homosexuals, Death Panels, and Women Who Wear Pantaloons. |
| The Miami New Times posted an article: "Anti-Gay Activist Caught With Male Prostitute."
 George Alan RekersWhat? I just paid him to lift my luggage.  Rachel MaddowEw. |
| Bloomberg posted an article: "Typo May Have Caused Dow Plunge."
 Ben BernankeMy bad. I meant to say "The future is BRIGHT," not "Gather your loved ones and stock up on canned food and ammo." |
 | Greece joined the group FAIL.
Newsweek Welcome!  Jay LenoMake yourself at home.  RomeWell look who it is. |
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