Barack Obama's Facebook Feed

Gitmo, Sotomayor, and Joe Biden's Balkan adventure.



	Barack Obama created the group Close Guantanamo! 6 people have joined.
	Mitch McConnell created the group KEEP TERRORISTS OUT OF AMERICA!@!1 90 people have joined.
	Ramzi Yousef, Zacarias Massaoui, Ahmed Ressam, Ahmed Omar Abu Ali, and Wadih el-Hage created the group Terrorists Already in America.
	The group Republicans posted a note: Nancy Pelosi Approved Torture. Nancy Pelosi Did not. Republicans Did too.
	Nancy Pelosi is in China.
	Arnold Schwarzenegger sent California a request for $21 billion.
	California sent Arnold Schwarzenegger a flaming turd.
	Gay People sent California a request for Marriage.
	California sent Gay People a flaming turd.
	America sent California a request for A Good Summer Movie.
	California sent America a flaming turd.
	Joe Biden is in Kosovo. Joe Biden Agh! The snipers! Hillary Clinton Very Funny.
	RNC created the group The Democrat-Socialist Party. Michael Steele Guys, this is retarded.
	RNC created the group The Democrat Party Is Socialist. Michael Steele Better.
	Levi Johnston updated his Education and Work info to "Baby-daddy."
	Dick Cheney created the event Speech Denouncing Barack Obama.
	Barack Obama created the event Speech Pre-empting Dick Cheney. Dick Cheney Preemption ... Feels good, don't it?
	Sonia Sotomayor took the quiz What Ethnicity Are You? with the result "Hispanic."
	Sonia Sotomayor took the quiz What Gender Are You? with the result "Female."
	Sonia Sotomayor took the quiz Which Disney Movie Are You? with the result "All of Them."
	Barack Obama and Sonia Sotomayor are now friends.
	NARAL is nervous :-\ Rahm Emanuel likes this.
	Newt Gingrich posted a link: "A Latina Judge's Voice," by Sonia Sotomayor, 2001. Rush Limbaugh Racist. Newt Gingrich Bigoted. Jeff Sessions Not gay! (right?)
	Joe Biden is in Bosnia-Herzegoanviwhatever. Hillary Clinton It's Bosnia-Herzegovina. Joe Biden Oh, I Bosnia'd Herzegovina, all right. Hillary Clinton Please stop.
	The group FBI posted the audio clip Roland Burris Offering Money to Rod Blagojevich. Roland Burris Proves nothing. Rod Blagojevich Can we still do the fundraiser?
	Kim Jong-il is testing his nukes.
	Barack Obama sent Kim Jong-il a Really Stern Warning.
	Kim Jong-il drew on Barack Obama's wall using the Graffiti application.
	Barack Obama removed "Disarmament" from his interests.
	Levi Johnston is working hard on his memiors.
	Levi Johnston got a high score on Mafia Wars.
	Joe Biden is in Sarajevo. Joe Biden Now I know which ambassadorship I want in 2016... Chris Dood ? Joe Biden Let's just say, the ladies here aren’t exactly "Balkan" ... Chris Dood I don't follow. Hillary Clinton Other people can see this, you know.
	Barack Obama and Benjamin Netanyahu are now friends.
	Barack Obama and Mahmoud Abbas are now friends. Barack Obama OK sweet so now what?
	Joe Biden installed the application Twitter. Robert Gibbs FML