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Posted Friday, Oct. 13, 2000, at 8:30 PM ET

This fall, Slate presents reviews of new fall TV shows by people with real-life knowledge of the experiences the shows depict. Our fifth installment is from Lucas Miller, an NYPD detective, on the CBS show The District, premiering Saturday at 10 p.m. ET (click here for the first "Dispatch" on NBC's Deadline, here for the second on Fox's Dark Angel, here for the third on NBC's Ed, and here for the fourth, on ABC's Gideon's Crossing).

I grew up on Starsky and Hutch and Kojak. In my office, we still call the little flashing red light that we put on the roof of an unmarked police car a "Kojak light." Although I am no Sipowicz, I take the popularity of NYPD Blue personally. So I was very curious to check out The District, the new cop show starring Craig T. Nelson as Jack Mannion, a new police chief in Washington, D.C.

I was even more intrigued once I realized that Mannion is a thinly disguised version of William Bratton, Rudy Giuliani's first police commissioner and my former boss. The references are unmistakable: A former New York City transit cop who scored major crime reductions as police chief of Newark, N.J., Mannion has been brought to Washington by the capital's popular black mayor (David Dinkins originally hired Bratton, who had cleaned up Boston). Mannion's PR operation is handled by an ex-reporter (that would be John Miller, a popular TV crime reporter who served as Bratton's deputy commissioner for public information). The new chief recruits an older black woman clerk to run his statistics department, the key to his plans to whip the complacent police commanders into shape. What they're talking about is Bratton's "Comstat" strategy, in which the NYPD began continuous, immediate tallying of neighborhood crime stats, with each police commander held accountable for even the tiniest of rises. Even Mannion's spectator shoes are a tip of the hat to Jack Maple, Bratton's deputy commissioner of operations, who was famous for his showy, old-fashioned footwear.

Most cop shows follow one of two formulas: They present realistic characters in exciting circumstances or especially clever or entertaining characters in ordinary situations. NYPD Blue is brilliant in its capture of the texture of life in a precinct detective squad. The language, the props, and the characters are so close that you can really feel yourself in that squad room. Of course, any one of those detectives handles more cases, solves more murders, and gets in more shootings in a season than a real cop does in his career. On the other hand, it is commonly held on the job that the most accurate cop show ever made was Barney Miller. There was little action, but there was a lot of clever banter about the absurd but real cases that found their way into the squad.

The District probably falls into the first category, but with an odd twist: This is one of those rare instances in which the actual players and events are much more exciting than the made-for-TV version. Now, I like Craig T. Nelson. I liked him in Poltergeist. I liked him as "Coach." I even liked him as the cold, cold crime boss in Action Jackson. But Bratton was a huge figure for me. I joined the NYPD under Mayor David Dinkins and Commissioner Lee Brown. Dinkins didn't like us and Brown didn't care. Bratton was a cowboy who rode into town from up in Boston and took over the Transit Police, giving transit cops resources, respect, and sympathy that they had never known, and turning them from New York's second-rate, second-place police department into an agency that we in the NYPD admired and envied. When Giuliani appointed Bratton NYPD commissioner, it was suddenly a very exciting time to be a cop in New York. We began to capture the public's imagination as Bratton had captured ours. Bratton remains for me larger than life, a positive force both in my life, the job that I do, and the city that I love. For this reason it was tough for me to watch this fictionalization of events and characters when I know that the men who inspired The District are so much more compelling.

The events portrayed in The District are almost true to life, at least right out of the newspaper, albeit with a little mixing and matching. The mayor is caught on tape with prostitutes and cocaine. A disturbed man enters a federal building and opens fire, killing a federal agent. But the characters don't come to life, and none of the actors do their real-life inspirations any justice. I knew William Bratton, and Craig T. Nelson is no William Bratton.

Posted Friday, Oct. 13, 2000, at 8:30 PM ET
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Is Robert Wright a sinister force? In his review of Dark Angel he states: "I am not a superhuman product of a covert eugenics program." If he was the superhuman product of a covert eugenics program, he wouldn't admit it, because doing so would make the covert eugenics program non-covert. He also admitted that Slate hires people to do reviews based on things they know about. Everybody better watch out for this guy.

--Mark

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Since when is having a hot female sci-fi girl who kicks butt some sort of genre-busting move? I think it's pretty standard, as far back as Molly in Neuromancer (1983) and even before then. (For those of you who don't know, Trinity from The Matrix is a Molly rip-off.)

--ConsoleJockey

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I'm not impressed. Nor am I dying to see this. It is media hype. I hate shows that want you to watch because the media hypes it as "Boy, the girl is nice to look at."

[We at The Fray read that first paragraph and confidently assumed we understood Mr Boy's views. Were we ever wrong:]

I have lots of channels with good-looking women to look at, and most of the channels I got, these women have their clothes off so why would I want to look at this pre-pubescent newt in pleather? Bring back a Linda Carter type for this kind of TV work. I mean, if most men in the future could "genetically engineer" a superior female, she darn sure wouldn't look like this. I eventually see other "superior genetically engineered" females coming to save this program. Buffy, this child ain't.

--Idiot Boy

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(10/3)


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The violent seizures and abstract medi-speak that run through a medical drama like Gideon's Crossing are conventions that should be accepted, so what's the point of bringing an actual doctor on to work the scalpel on them? Is it really worth hearing what a submarine captain might have to say about U-571? Or, more absurd, what an astrophysicist might have to say about Star Trek?

What's essential (and deeply promising) about Gideon's Crossing is the same thing that made Homicide--creator Paul Attanasio and Andre Braugher's last teaming--such a groundbreaking show. Like the detectives in the earlier effort, Gideon's uses the everyday intimacy these professionals have with death (and life) to consider basic philosophical questions with a seriousness that's simply unrivaled in the medium. While I think Dr Walser has some valid points about the show's aesthetic shortcomings (ie the strained absurdist subplots, the TV-commercial-like breakfast scene with the kids), I don't think her objections to its medical shortcomings have much merit.

Instead, I think what we all must do is fall on our knees and be grateful for the privilege of watching Andre Braugher perform. After Homicide, I felt no small amount of frustration that one of the best actors of his generation was getting nothing more than bit parts in bad films. But now that he's landed a more substantial role than ever, I hope people will fully acknowledge his special intensity, an ability to express incredible emotion through his posture, his movements, his measured speech and his extraordinary eyes. More than once tonight, I was reminded of Henry Fonda's famous speech in The Grapes Of Wrath. Of course, Attanasio isn't Steinbeck, but he's an awfully gifted writer and he serves up some monologues here that are absolutely heart-wrenching when delivered by an actor of Braugher's caliber.

So which is more important in a medical drama, the medicine or the drama? The answer for viewers--at least those not currently receiving treatment--should be pretty obvious.

--Scott Tobias

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I like the show as I like ER, L&O, The Practice, West Wing, and Sports Night. Talking fast, a harried pace and ready come-backs seem to be the norm these days (thank God for VCRs). But look, these are TV dramas, they don't even claim to be "docu-" dramas! If I want real, honest-to-goodness depiction of say the ER or a court room--I'll watch a PBS documentary! Let these guys have their artistic license.

Incidentally, the review was enlightening: I didn't know a condom can get stuck "in there"; I thought a tampon might--but then again, I'm not a doctor and it's been ages since I've used either!

--Vicky Go

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Dr. Walser hits home with her review of Gideon's Crossing. I am not a doctor, but I, too, felt the show's dialogue was so unrealistic as to be distracting--distracting from what could be an excellent program. The dialogue in ER, while fast and "dramatic," as of course these scripts need to be, is still realistic. The actors in ER come across as people--granted, beautiful people, people with incredibly exciting lives--but at least when they talk you can follow what they say and you get the sense that it "could" happen that way.

I just think that besides Braugher, the acting in Gideon's Crossing was preposterous. Even Braugher seemed thrown off by the bad actors surrounding him. The cancer victim rattled off every one of his lines in such a rehearsed fashion. He certainly looked the part and, like Dr Walser, I enjoyed the storyline surrounding his illness and therapy, but too much clutter in the way of flashy one-liners and silly side-stories kept me from getting into this show as much as I would have liked.

--Peter Knorr

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(10/11)

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It must be a constant challenge for the producers of a new TV series to come up with enough material to delineate each of the characters in the first episode and keep you coming back. Still, by about the tenth time Craig T. Nelson's character used a movie reference to elucidate the situation I was as desperate as Al Pacino in Dog Day Afternoon. No, maybe I was as irritable as Joe Pesci in Goodfellas. No, wait, maybe I was as edgy as Humphrey Bogart in The Caine Mutiny.

--Jack McCullough

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(10/16)

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