The Governor fell victim to morbid obesity and an internal build-up of methane due to an inability, or unwillingness, to expel waste.
Dogs are less inhibited and self-conscious than humans. But this hardly excuses the deplorable practice of canine date rape.
The title character in "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark" will step aside to be replaced by Batman, the show's producers say.
His Holiness announced that Mr. Galilei's remains will be charged with crimes against humanity such as global warming, industrial pollution, abortion, and cell-phones that go off during Mass.
Reflecting intense concern among their rank and file, whose median age is 98, House Tea Partiers are up in arms about the “unchecked epidemic of death sweeping America.”