Welcome back to Ask a Homo, a judgment-free zone where the gays of Outward answer questions about LGBTQ politics, culture, etiquette, language, and other queer conundrums. This week, we consider the oldest entry in the Big Book of Lesbian Jokes: “What do lesbians take on a second date?” The answer, of course, is a U-Haul. But is that true? Do lesbians move in together more quickly than straight people? June Thomas offers some theories.
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