Archer fans already know that its eponymous lead is the sort of man who, when someone questions his use of the word “ironic,” will reply, “This is like O. Henry and Alanis Morissette had a baby and named it this exact situation.” For those who haven’t heard such bons mots before, this seven-minute (and somewhat NSFW) video by Uproxx will get you acquainted.
TODAY IN SLATE
Forget Oculus Rift
This $25 cardboard box turns your phone into an incredibly fun virtual reality experience.
The Congressional Republican Digging Through Scientists’ Grant Proposals
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Can it be again?
Whole Foods Is Desperate for Customers to Feel Warm and Fuzzy Again
I’m 25. I Have $250.03.
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Smash and Grab
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