If you want to keep up with the remarkable goings-on of Toronto’s mayor, Rob Ford, who this week admitted to smoking crack, David Weigel and the Slatest have you covered. If you want to see his many on-camera lowlights autotuned and remixed, then DJ Steve Porter is your man. He just put out the “Rob Ford Crack Remix,” which you can watch above.
(Via Animal New York.)
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