Welcome back to Slate’s weekly caption contest. As always, please keep submissions to 20 words or fewer. And please no more than five submissions per person.
Winner: KT Donohue
“Who can run the Empire? The Candy Mam can.”
The Easter Bunny left his “calling card.” We’ve swept most of them into this container.
The actual caption: Queen Elizabeth II (right) and Fiona Dawson (left), President of Mars Chocolate UK, walk past a vat containing Maltesers chocolate sweets during a visit to Mars Chocolate UK in Slough on April 5, 2013. (Photo by Adrian Dennis - WPA Pool/Getty Images)
TODAY IN SLATE
The Democrats’ War at Home
How can the president’s party defend itself from the president’s foreign policy blunders?
Congress’ Public Shaming of the Secret Service Was Political Grandstanding at Its Best
Michigan’s Tradition of Football “Toughness” Needs to Go—Starting With Coach Hoke
A Plentiful, Renewable Resource That America Keeps Overlooking
Windows 8 Was So Bad That Microsoft Will Skip Straight to Windows 10
Cringing. Ducking. Mumbling.
How GOP candidates react whenever someone brings up reproductive rights or gay marriage.
You Deserve a Pre-cation
The smartest job perk you’ve never heard of.