Welcome back to Slate’s weekly caption contest. As always, please keep submissions to 20 words or fewer. And please no more than five submissions per person.
Winner: KT Donohue
“Who can run the Empire? The Candy Mam can.”
The Easter Bunny left his “calling card.” We’ve swept most of them into this container.
The actual caption: Queen Elizabeth II (right) and Fiona Dawson (left), President of Mars Chocolate UK, walk past a vat containing Maltesers chocolate sweets during a visit to Mars Chocolate UK in Slough on April 5, 2013. (Photo by Adrian Dennis - WPA Pool/Getty Images)
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First, stop thinking of it as “Chinese food.”