This Picture Is Worth 20 Words: The Queen and Chocolate Edition

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April 5 2013 12:27 PM

This Picture Is Worth 20 Words: The Queen and Chocolate Edition

Welcome back to Slate’s weekly caption contest. As always, please keep submissions to 20 words or fewer. And please no more than five submissions per person.

The Queen and Chocolate
Cowboy Faceplant
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Winner: R Scott Carlson

"Neigh means no"

Runner-Up: samfid
"Trigger’s inability to match Roy’s basic leg position led to a poor score in the ‘pairs synchronised’ event."

The actual caption: A gaucho falls from a wild horse during the annual celebration of Criolla Week in Montevideo, March 28, 2013. Throughout Easter Week, "gauchos", the Latin American equivalent of the North American cowboy, from all over Uruguay and neighboring Argentina and Brazil will visit Montevideo to participate in the Criolla Week to win the best rider award. The competition is held from March 24 to March 30 this year. REUTERS/Andres Stapff (URUGUAY - Tags: SOCIETY TPX IMAGES OF THE DAY)

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