This Picture Is Worth Twenty Words: The Archbishop Knocks Edition

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March 22 2013 1:49 PM

This Picture Is Worth Twenty Words: The Archbishop Knocks Edition

Welcome back to Slate's caption contest. As always, please keep submissions to 20 words or fewer. Also, please no more than five submissions per person.

knock on cathedral door
prince chrarles wearing 3D glasses
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Winner: Flyover

"3D glasses? Right. Thought you said X-ray. Disappointing, that. Well, carry on."

Runner-Up: Tradecraft

"You, there. You shall address me as RAY Charles!"

Original Caption:

DOHA, QATAR - MARCH 14: Prince Charles, Prince of Wales wears 3D glasses as he watches micro robotic Heart surgery during a tour of the Science and Technology park on the fourth day of a tour of the Middle East on March 14, 2013 in Doha, Qatar. The Royal couple are on the second leg of a tour of the Middle East taking in Qatar, Saudia Arabia and Oman. (Photo by John Stillwell - Pool /Getty Images)

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