This Picture Is Worth Twenty Words: Prince Charles 3-D Glasses Edition

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March 15 2013 1:03 PM

This Picture Is Worth Twenty Words: Prince Charles 3-D Glasses Edition

Welcome back to Slate's caption contest. As always, please keep submissions to 20 words or fewer. Also, please no more than five submissions per person.

prince chrarles wearing 3D glasses
snake nose
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Winner: Tradecraft

"I'm tired of these mother****ing snakes in my mother****ing nose!"

Runner-up: Damon Moss

"Despite having over 2 million eligible bachelors, OkCupid-Chengdu does not have the success rate you'd think it should...."


Original Caption: 

A performer inserts a live snake through his nose and mouth during a performance at the Ditan Temple Fair celebrating the Chinese Lunar New Year in Beijing February 11, 2013. The Lunar New Year, or Spring Festival, began on February 10 and marked the start of the Year of the Snake, according to the Chinese zodiac.REUTERS/Petar Kujundzic