Welcome back to Slate's caption contest. As always, please keep submissions to 20 words or fewer. Also, no more than five submissions, please, or you will be disqualified.
Bin Laden's porn stash different than expected.
Runner Up: Upstater
They are the perfect, loving power-couple. They live in different cities and have professional surveillance of each other.
Hillary Clinton, U.S. secretary of State, watches her husband Bill Clinton on a computer monitor during her visit to East Timor, in this handout photo released to the media on Thursday, Sept. 6, 2012. Former President Bill Clinton spoke Wednesday at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, N.C.
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