Welcome back to Slate's caption contest. As always, please keep submissions to 20 words or fewer. Also, no more than five submissions, please, or you will be disqualified.
Bin Laden's porn stash different than expected.
Runner Up: Upstater
They are the perfect, loving power-couple. They live in different cities and have professional surveillance of each other.
Hillary Clinton, U.S. secretary of State, watches her husband Bill Clinton on a computer monitor during her visit to East Timor, in this handout photo released to the media on Thursday, Sept. 6, 2012. Former President Bill Clinton spoke Wednesday at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, N.C.
TODAY IN SLATE
The Most Terrifying Thing About Ebola
The disease threatens humanity by preying on humanity.
I Bought the Huge iPhone. I’m Already Thinking of Returning It.
Scotland Is Just the Beginning. Expect More Political Earthquakes in Europe.
Students Aren’t Going to College Football Games as Much Anymore
And schools are getting worried.
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- North Korea: American Sentenced to Hard Labor Wanted to Become “Second Snowden”
- Almost One in Four Americans Support Idea of Splitting From the Union
Blacks Don’t Have a Corporal Punishment Problem
Americans do. But when blacks exhibit the same behaviors as others, it becomes part of a greater black pathology.