Welcome back to Slate's caption contest. As always, please keep submissions to 20 words or fewer.
Winner: Phancee A. Shagg
...And keep those Romneys away from the royal corgis.
Runner Up: JaniceLeagra
"Daniel Craig was very cheeky. Before I jumped he smacked my bum and said, 'There's your Secret Service.'"
Actual Caption: LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 27: US First Lady Michelle Obama and US Ambassador Louis Susman, left,meets Queen Elizabeth II and US Ambassador Louis Susman during a reception at Buckingham Palace a reception for Heads of State and Government attending the Olympics Opening Ceremony on July 27, 2012 in London, England. Photo by Dominic Lipinski/WPA Pool/Getty Images.
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