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Posted Saturday, July 28, 2012, at 9:30 AM
Welcome back to Slate's caption contest. As always, please keep submissions to 20 words or fewer.
Winner: Adam Rurik
"For the last time, Barack, I was the first black president!"
Runner Up: Upstater
Bill, I'm not playing rock/paper/scissors for the U.S. box at the Opening Ceremony.
Runner Up 2: Spado Potato
On the positive side, you'll have your weekends free and Michelle can run for the Senate.
Actual Caption: President Barack Obama talks with former President Bill Clinton backstage at the New Amsterdam Theater in New York, N.Y., June 4, 2012. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)
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