Welcome back to Slate's caption contest. As always, keep your submissions to 20 words or fewer.
Winner: Shovon Chowdhury
Dammit! She's going to get to Canada before we do!
Runner Up: JT Ambrosi
Hey, CNN, wait up! It's UPHELD! Ugh, well we tried.
Runner Up 2: Carl from Destin
The Traditional 'Running of the Lobbyists'
Actual Caption: WASHINGTON, DC - JUNE 28: Reporters run with the U.S. Supreme Court's health care decision on June 28, 2012 in Washington, DC. Today the high court upheld President Obama's health care overhaul, in a victory for the president and Congressional Democrats. (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images)
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In Defense of HR
Startups and small businesses shouldn’t skip over a human resources department.