Caption Contest: Running for Health Care Edition

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June 30 2012 9:29 AM

This Picture Is Worth Twenty Words: Running for Health Care Edition

Welcome back to the caption contest. As always, keep your submissions to 20 words or fewer. All we're going to say about this week's photo is that it has to do with health care.

Health Care Caption Contest

Mitt Romney Apron


Winner: Andrew B

"I don't know, I wouldn't want to alienate the base by wearing women's clothing."

Runner Up: Russell Andlauer

‎"So that's an apron... When I am President I will make sure every woman in America has one."

Runner Up 2: stlholder

This is not what I meant by "rolling in the dough." Fire whoever booked this.

Actual Caption: DEWITT, MI - JUNE 19: Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney puts on a apron as Sweetie-licious Bakery Café store owner, Linda Hundt, prepares to help him make a pie shell during a campaign stop at her store on June 19, 2012 in DeWitt, Michigan. Mr. Romney is on the last day of a five day bus trip through battle ground states as he battles President Barack Obama for votes. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)



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