Welcome back to Slate’s caption contest. Post your captions—20 words or fewer—in the comments section.
Winner: Baron Wrangle
Hillary Clinton feigns delight as she realizes that the attempt to set up a photo op with a rabbi has gone awry.
Runner Up: Lily Bart
Undercover agent informs Sec. Clinton that terror alert level has been elevated to pastel.
WASHINGTON, DC - APRIL 17, 1995: US First Lady Hillary Clinton (C) listens to the Easter Bunny (L) whispering in her ear while President Bill Clinton (R) stands by during the annual Easter Egg Roll at the White House in Washington 17 April. President and Mrs. Clinton played host to thousands of children who turned out to search for more than 25,000 wooden and hard boiled eggs. (RICHARD ELLIS/AFP/Getty Images)
TODAY IN SLATE
The Ebola Story
How our minds build narratives out of disaster.
The Budget Disaster That Completely Sabotaged the WHO’s Response to Ebola
PowerPoint Is the Worst, and Now It’s the Latest Way to Hack Into Your Computer
The Shooting Tragedies That Forged Canada’s Gun Politics
A Highly Unscientific Ranking of Crazy-Old German Beers
Welcome to 13th Grade!
Some high schools are offering a fifth year. That’s a great idea.
The Actual World
“Mount Thoreau” and the naming of things in the wilderness.