Welcome back to Slate’s caption contest. Post your captions—20 words or fewer—in the comments section.
A poorly executed "Chiropractor's Delight." That'll cost some points!
Runner Up 1: Carolyn Speer Schmidt
Bosnian Couple Perfects Human Centipede Themed Skating Routine.
Runner Up 2: bld1969
Dear Prudence, a co-worker and I have been engaged in an unusual sex act...
NICE, FRANCE - MARCH 29: Nathalie Pechalat and Fabian Bourzat of France perform during day four of the ISU World Figure Skating Championships on March 29, 2012 in Nice, France. (Scott Heavey/Getty Images)