This Picture Is Worth 20 Words: Easter with Hillary Edition

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April 7 2012 9:00 AM

This Picture Is Worth 20 Words: Easter with Hillary Edition

Welcome back to Slate’s caption contest. Post your captions—20 words or fewer—in the comments section.

Hillary Easter Caption Contest
ice skating caption contest

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Winner: M2bC

A poorly executed "Chiropractor's Delight."  That'll cost some points!


Runner Up 1:  Carolyn Speer Schmidt

Bosnian Couple Perfects Human Centipede Themed Skating Routine.


Runner Up 2: bld1969

Dear Prudence, a co-worker and I have been engaged in an unusual sex act...


Actual Caption:

NICE, FRANCE - MARCH 29:  Nathalie Pechalat and Fabian Bourzat of France perform during day four of the ISU World Figure Skating Championships on March 29, 2012 in Nice, France.  (Scott Heavey/Getty Images)

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