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Dear Congressperson,
Frankly, I think you've been spending too much time listening to Rush Limbaugh Clarence Thomas George the Third . You should be paying more attention to Al Sharpton Al Sharpton Al Sharpton .
It is high time you declared your support for the Airport Reforestation Act the Episcopalians Repatriation Act the Live Sex Education Act . If you don't, I will be forced to condemn you in letters to the editor of the Nuclear-Free News funnel illegal campaign contributions to People for the Correct Way make veiled allegations against you at my tennis club .
Remember, America has millions of pro-environment activists who drive SUVs anti-sprawl activists who live in six-bedroom houses with heated pools rich twits with bad modern art collections and we vote! So, please, take the heartfelt advice of this simple, average citizen and delay subsection D waivers until Phase 3 implementation of Title XIV rollover the 14.5% ten-year deduction requirement of USC 408, Paragraph 18 vote "present" on the Rules Committee determination for H.R. 2708 as amended .
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