MISSION STATEMENT

For too long, conservative activists and fund-raisers have dominated American politics, imposing their values on others. This is an affront to our sacred liberties and, furthermore, makes it harder for liberals to impose their values.

That’s why People for the Correct Way was founded. When conservatives use cheap smear campaigns, simulated grass-roots lobbying, phony polls, and oversimplification in pursuit of their goals, we don’t just sit back—we do the same!

After all, one thing that makes this country great is the right of each and every citizen to sink to the lowest common denominator.

People for the Correct Way is a proactive organization dedicated to democratizing institutions, empowering stakeholders, and denouncing our opponents. We seek an open, equitable United States where all people from all backgrounds are equally valued, unless we don’t like them. We applaud all racial and ethnic minorities, all unconventional sexual orientations, all religions (note: Eastern only), and all 26 gender identities. We fight the forces of closed-mindedness, such as Jerry Falwell, Rush Limbaugh, and Rep. Blanton Foghorn. We use celebrities to advance our cause, and we keep it simple for them. We strongly support free speech, where appropriate. We oppose all that is incorrect. And we’ll determine what that means.

DISCLAIMERS

People for the Correct Way cannot be responsible for any ad hominem attacks, slanders, or fabricated tax records that may be released in the course of seeking greater tolerance. Your donation may be misused, wasted, or embezzled. Taped voice of Susan Sarandon’s publicist may not be the actual publicist. Authentic Native American may not be actual Native American, or may be late, or may fail to appear. Our goal is great sex with our interns; however, some bad sex may be unavoidable. Flip-flops may occur. Bill of Rights subject to change without notice.