Notes:

FrankLaP, Jan 3 2001, 3:52 AM:
It’s been a great few months for all us Mindaholics, and I thought I’d post a brief note to catch everybody up!!! First, our girl notched another BIG honor when she was named 2001 Spokesperson for People for the Correct Way. I understand this is a lobbying group or something, I don’t know, I don’t really follow the news as it cuts into my Mindy Time, and also I haven’t seen the television much lately because of some unfortunate problems with RF interference due to electronic equipment I’m now legally required to wear on my ankle 24 hours a day. Rest assured, though, if I could travel outside the state I’d be right there as Mindy makes her PFTCW debut at a “Rally for All the Right Things” in Philadelphia on Feb. 19!

Second, the rumor mill has it that the prestigious Blorple Falls Film Festival is considering Shake That Navel, Mindy’s still-unreleased big-screen debut, as an entrant in next year’s festival. And since so many of you have written, no, there’s still no word from Dymaxion Pictures on a possible release date. I’ve sent upward of 1,750 letters to the Dymaxion PR department since July, and they’ve stopped answering, so all I can tell you is what they told me before they stopped answering: The movie’s release is being held up due to “creative differences between [Mindy] and the entire Dymaxion staff.” Stay tuned!!!

Finally, it’s been more than six months with no word from mindyfann, so I’ve gone ahead and listed my excess Tae Bo Mindys for sale on UBuyThisNow.com. I figure mindyfann’s loss is your gain, so bid away, and if I hear anything back from the private investigator I’ve hired to sit outside mindyfann’s house, I’ll be sure to let you all know!!!

Trading Post

mindyfann, June 30, 2000, 10:16 PM:
Anybody looking to trade a "Tae Bo Mindy" action figure? I've got doubles on the Greischwaller Pharmaceuticals "Mindy D'Stasio Home Diabetes Test," and also the UK pressing of "I'm Sorry If I Gave You the Wrong Idea (I Really Just Love You as a Friend)."

FrankLaP, June 31, 2000, 8:41 AM:
Mindyfann, I've got several of the Tae Bos and would be willing to let one go. Mine has the head accidentally ripped off. In fact, all my Mindy action figures have the heads accidentally ripped off. Would this be a problem? (I also have a number of pictures I've snapped of Mindy in unguarded moments, but they're kinda blurry because they were all taken from 500 or more feet away, and in some of these Mindy's head has also been accidentally ripped off.)

FrankLaP, June 31, 2000, 3:53 PM:
Mindyfann? Are you interested?

FrankLaP, June 31, 2000, 5:11 PM:
Anybody heard from Mindyfann today?

FrankLaP, June 31, 2000, 6:23 PM:
Mindyfann??? Still no word from you. I tracked down your home phone number on the Internet and tried calling you, but whoever answered hung up right away. Anyway, I'm going out for some ‘za and will be back around 8:00 my time, which is 10:00 where you live, on 93rd Place in Westminster, Colorado (I also found your address). So let's talk real soon!

Mindy's SUV Commercial

jackie267, June 23 2000, 11:43 PM:
Have you heard it? It's phat!!!

skygrrrl, June 24 2000, 9:10 AM:
I love the part where Mindy sings "Wide track tires/ Cargo for days/ His'n'hers matching TV trays"!!!

steenaD, June 24 2000, 2:55 PM:
Yeah, but it's not as good as the part where Mindy sings "Onboard sauna/ Wine cellar too/ Come see what Godzilla can do"!!!

skygrrrl, June 24 2000 4:08 PM:
Yes it is.

steenaD, June 24 2000, 5:32 PM:
No it isn't.

skygrrrl, June 24 2000, 5:37 PM:
Yes it is.

steenaD, June 24 2000, 5:40 PM:
No it isn't. Bitch.

skygrrl, June 24 2000, 5:41 PM:
Shut up, bitch. You ain't all that.

steenaD, June 24, 2000, 5:42 PM:
What are you doing, just sitting by your computer waiting for me to answer? Loser.

skygrrrl, June 24 2000, 5:43 PM:
Oh, like you're not?

steenaD, June 24 2000, 5:44 PM:
At least I'm not a sta

skygrrrl, June 24 2000, 5:44 PM:
Ha! Got in before you!

jackie267, June 24 2000, 5:45 PM:
Hey, come on, what's up? Aren't we all here because we love Mindy?

skygrrrl, June 24 2000, 5:46 PM:
Butt out, Princess.

steenaD, June 24 2000, 5:47 PM:
Yeah, really. Bitch.

skygrrrl, June 24 2000, 5:48 PM:
Yeah. "Princess Bitch. Of Bitchania."

steenaD, June 24 2000, 5:49 PM:
Heh heh. Good one.

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