Dumb Criminal of the Week
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Alleged Thief Tripped Up by Female Pattern Baldness

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Dec. 19 2013 5:29 PMWhy Would Anyone Want to Steal a Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita?
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Nov. 27 2013 12:44 PMAnother Day, Another Murder Plot Foiled By an Accidental Butt-Dialing
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Nov. 15 2013 2:30 PMA Texas Policeman Said He's Never Seen Anything This Dumb in 27 Years
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Oct. 29 2013 1:00 PMIf You’re Planning to Set Your Fiancé on Fire, Don’t Tell Your Veterinarian
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Oct. 4 2013 5:38 PMThe Worst Possible Time and Place to Impersonate a Cop
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Sept. 19 2013 2:49 PMThis Might Be the Ultimate “Wrong Place, Wrong Time” Story
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Sept. 5 2013 12:39 PMAlbany Man’s Tragic Death Shows That Marijuana Can Be a Very Dangerous Drug
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Aug. 16 2013 10:23 AMIt’s Not a Great Idea to Allegedly Vandalize a Police Station Minutes After Being Released From Said Police Station
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Aug. 1 2013 12:41 PMLadies and Gentlemen, This Guy Might Be the Dumbest Dumb Criminal of Them All
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July 12 2013 11:00 AMIs It a Good Idea to Hire a Hit Man on Craigslist? No, It Is Not.
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May 30 2013 2:06 PMDumb Criminal of the Week: The Florida Man Who Allegedly Had Marijuana in His Pubic Hair
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May 17 2013 10:55 AMDumb Criminal of the Week: The Alleged Burglar Who Fell Asleep on a Bear Skin Mid-Burglary
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April 25 2013 12:20 PMDumb Criminal of the Week: The Alleged Disability Insurance Scammers Whose Frauds Got Caught on Camera
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April 4 2013 5:16 PMDumb Criminal of the Week: The Alleged Embezzler Who Threw a Suspiciously Lavish Office Party
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March 21 2013 5:35 PMDumb Criminal of the Week: The Brazilian Transvestite Who Hid Cocaine Inside His Prosthetic Butt
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Dec. 6 2013 3:26 PMCooking Meth in an RV Does Not Make You Walter White
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Nov. 21 2013 3:27 PMDumb Criminals Don’t Get Much Dumber Than This Bumbling Burglar
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Nov. 8 2013 11:59 AMIf You Are a Wanted Fugitive, You Probably Shouldn’t Get Involved in Politics
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Oct. 24 2013 3:21 PMSurly, Drug-Toting Hitchhiker Mistakes a Police Car for a Taxi, Gets Arrested
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Sept. 26 2013 11:30 AMThis Helpful Burglar Gave Cops the One Clue They Needed to Solve the Crime
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Sept. 12 2013 3:17 PMHow Scrooge McDuck Helped Connecticut Detectives Solve a Murder
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Aug. 29 2013 2:17 PMThis Incompetent Archer Allegedly Chose the Dumbest Possible Means of Smuggling Drugs Into a Jail
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Aug. 9 2013 3:56 PMDumb Criminal of the Week: The Guy Who Lit a Cigarette While He Was Allegedly Siphoning Gas from his Neighbors’ Cars
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July 18 2013 11:00 AMThe Best and Worst Wardrobe Choices for When You’re Running From the Cops
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July 3 2013 4:38 PMDumb Criminal of the Week: The Guy Who Thought You Could Only Be Arrested for Burglary at Night
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May 24 2013 12:58 PMDumb Criminals of the Week: The Three Guys Who Accidentally Butt-Dialed 911 Mid-Crime
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May 10 2013 1:17 PMDumb Criminal of the Week: The Alleged Domestic Abuser Who Got Beat Up by Robbers
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April 12 2013 2:19 PMDumb Criminal of the Week: The NFL Player Who Wanted to Be a Drug Kingpin
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March 28 2013 12:12 PMDumb Criminal of the Week: The Painfully Insecure Bank Robber
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March 14 2013 12:37 PMDumb Criminal of the Week: The Pimply Guy Who Stole a Bunch of Bus Transfers

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