"Riding the No. 6 train during rush hour, of course."—Peter Carlin and Mark Romoser

"I was going to try to make some joke about a bunch of people trying to catch some subway train or another. But I'm from Detroit, so screw mass transit."—Mark Wade

"I, for one, am pleased to see the courts tackling the tough issues of the day. Like the courts, I too find that most of the tough issues of the day involve nudity."—Jon Zerolnick

"Keith Finney … must … a member of the ... stop ... New York City police force ... typing ..."—Jon Delfin (Greg Diamond had similar answer.)

"I couldn't see exactly what was happening during all the action, but afterward they were picking their teeth with shards from the zebra's ribs."—Greg Diamond

"The migratory fording of the Hudson by West Village bound New Jerseyans."—David Feige (similarly, Joe Hawk; but more lemming-like, Greg Diamond)

"Rutting, shedding antlers, eating grass, using their urine to mark territory, counting the Harvard grads in the Times wedding announcements—you know, usual New York Sunday morning stuff."—Charlie Glassenberg

"Lining up—strollers in tow—in a civilized manner outside Sarabeth's Kitchen for the famous $88.95 Sunday brunch. (And not one passer-by thought to say, 'For crissakes, they're just pancakes!')"—Larry Amoros

"Oh good. Please say they were beating the snot out of a German tourist."—Jon Hotchkiss

"Feeding on slow-moving, diseased Supreme Court justices."—Barry Johnson

"Grazing Against Breast Cancer in Central Park, sponsored per square foot."—Ashby Semple

"They were participating in a kinder, gentler, Giuliani group hug; now Kevlar free!"—Karen Murphy

"They were just grazing. There was no reason for Giuliani to release all those lions."—Jon Zerolnick

"Signing up to volunteer for the 'Lazio for Senate' campaign. (Just kidding.)"—Mark Romoser

"The 'Million Messiah March,' a reunion of the Promise Keepers."—Deborah Wassertzug

"Trying to dance like Britney Spears."—Jeremy Youde

"Migrating up Broadway, toward Canada, for the summer, while still chanting 'Reggie sucks.' Oh, wait, the Supreme Court ... yeah, uh, and having broader access to pornography. There. Attach a 'similarly' to THAT!"—Ellis Weiner

"If they're on my cable system between 2 a.m. and 6 a.m., sitting around a coffee table enthusing about a remarkably elaborate cosmetic system (cosmetic SYSTEM?). I've never seen the antelopes get that excited about the real-estate scams."—Mark Lemmons

"All lying in a pile naked under a bridge ... no, wait ... that's too silly; let me come up with something more believable ... funny, though, huh?"—Ross Levatter

"They were auditioning for jobs as live human targets for the new NRA theme restaurant in Times Square."—Robert Cohen

"Nasdaq weekend after-hours trading?"—Mark Wade

"Grazing, mooing complacently, and occasionally sparring or bellowing out guttural mating displays. A typical afternoon at the Mall, really, just as the Founding Fathers intended."—Jon Drumwright

"Frantically buying tech stocks in the first Sunday session of Nasdaq trading, in the wake of a Supreme Court decision holding that reserving the Sabbath for God over Mammon infringes on the practice of New York's most popular religion."—Ben Heller

"Please—hunting whales is the time-honored tradition of our tribe!"—Greg Diamond

"Sunday morning walk of shame at the Columbia Class of 1980 reunion weekend."—Michele Siegel

"First to the border gets a free plate of Poutine and Canadian bison meat!"—Bryce Newhart

"Disney will stop at nothing to get The Lion King chorus on the streets to boost ticket sales. I hear Eisner sent a Simba-on-stilts into Sandra Day O'Connor's office."——Carrie Rickey

"As they ran across the veldt, they looked beautiful and graceful, until the apparent subject of the segment shifted, and they were devoured by a pack of wolves."—Charles Star

"Fighting for dominance. But it's just not as interesting to watch now that Giuliani isn't involved anymore; he was really tenacious and had sharp, sharp teeth."—Francis Heaney

"What kind of question is that? They were singing 'Home on the Range,' of course."—David Finkle

"The porn star Houston is filming the sequel to her hit flick The Houston 600."—Matt Sullivan

"Lining up for the 'Pre-Shavuot Cheese Blintz Extravaganza' at Ratner's."—Charlie Glassenberg

"The way it was explained to me, they were expressing their love for one another, and that later on that love would grow into baby people, just like when Ally had her puppies last spring. But I still thought it was pretty gross."—Paul Frellick

Self-Reference Corner

"Put me down for a 'similarly' for whatever Mark Wade chooses to ask for a 'similarly' on in a canny attempt to preempt all of the other participants who chose to articulate a complete answer based on the general subject matter he decides to invoke."—Charles Star

"Sorry, there are no 'penis-free' answers to this question."—Jeffrey A. Kane

"Grazing on meat plants."—Scott Mathias

"Obsessing over the Dawn Monkey, Dawn Monkey, Dawn Monkey!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA DAWN MONKEY …"—Carl Dietrich

"Since I know that the answer was that photo shoot with hundreds of naked people, I'd have to say developing dangerous strains of drug-resistant germs."—Mark Wade

"I had an antelope once. My grandparents wouldn't give their blessing at all! Thank you, thank you very much, folks!"—Jon Zerolnick