8:15 a.m. Something's wrong with the hot water this morning--it's cold. The superintendent, whom I've seen only once, is away on a strangely generous vacation of one month. The man covering for him may not be acquainted with the intricacies of this building's 60-year-old boiler. I've heard that when these old systems (designed and installed at the time of the building's construction to feed its unique arterial system of radiators and pipes) are replaced they never work as well, and so most of them are repaired and kept going for as long as possible.
10:00 a.m. Hot water returns.
11:00 a.m. I've only seen the morning rush hour on Broadway once or twice. Thousands of outwardly well-adjusted, presentable individuals dressed for business wait at the bus stops or walk purposefully toward the subway. After 11 o'clock the streets of upper Broadway are left to an astounding assortment of idlers, home-workers, eccentrics, and the mentally ill. Having lived for the past 15 years near Wall Street in Lower Manhattan, where many of these business people are going, the spectacle of Upper West Side residential life is new to me. On a short walk to and from the Xerox place on 96th Street, I noticed the following:
A woman with a large, helmet-like coiffure of densely matted orange hair.
A Chihuahua with manicured bright-red nails, wandering nervously on the corner of 101st Street.
Various men trying out their new toupees in public.
Self-conversationalists. Several people talking to themselves at the top of their voices.
A couple and one man who refuse to accept the fact that their tropical vacations are over. They walk the street in pool-wear (bathing suits, terry-cloth jackets), with unhealthy suntans.
A grown woman propelling herself uptown on an adult-sized scooter.
What idiosyncrasies do I exhibit? A man with a battered portfolio rushes up and down Broadway on an imaginary mission of great artistic importance, and yet he's careful to cross onto the shady side of the street to protect his delicate skin.
10:05 p.m. Decide to go out to Jerusalem Falafel for a Syrian "bird's nest" pastry.
What did you think of this article?
Join The Fray: Our Reader Discussion Forum
- Today's Headlines
- [video] Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman
Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:00:44 -0500 - Missing Beatles Track Confirmed
Tue, 18 Nov 2008 07:00:30 -0500 - [audio] Bioengineers Outsmarted By Strain Of Intelligent Wheat
Tue, 18 Nov 2008 01:00:32 -0500 - » More from the Onion
OPINIONS
Broder | It's not a good fit for her talents, or the next president.
Toles: A Layered ProblemEditorial: What Would Bill Do?
- Ruth Marcus: Let Obama Keep His BlackBerry
- Kathleen Parker: The GOP's Problem With G-O-D
- Ann Telnaes: The Big Three Fight Off Extinction
- Michael Gerson: GM Deserves to Fail. But Can't.
PLUS » Meyerson: An Early Battle in the House
- Today's Headlines
- Working in a Flu Vaccine Factory
Tue, 18 Nov 2008 23:14:52 GMT - Economy: How To Make The Bailout Plan Work
Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:19:20 GMT - Hirsh: Why Tapping Hillary for State Wouldn't Hurt
Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:37:45 GMT - » More from Newsweek
- Today's Headlines
- The Unending Tragedy of Jonestown
Tue, 18 November 2008 20:17:33 GMT - Mr. Obama’s Neighborhood
Fri, 14 November 2008 18:38:12 GMT - No Justice, No Peace in Sudan
Fri, 14 November 2008 20:17:10 GMT - » More from The Root



How Did That Lame "Bullies Like Bullying" Story End Up in the N.Y. Times?
Why Good Coaches Can't Fix Bad Basketball Teams
Why Would You Fine a Homeless Guy $101 Million?
Eric Holder for Attorney General?
The One Buster Keaton Movie You've Got To See
How To Take a Great Picture of Toast