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Day Two Although my aim is to make films that are, like those in the 1970s, subversive, somewhat disturbing, more original, etc., I still operate in an environment where too many movies are made. Which means that I can't wait until I'm done writing my script to meet certain stars and cast them, because these stars get booked one or even two years in advance. Better to meet them now, while I'm writing, and tell them what I'm doing before they commit to seven other pictures. Today I called Gwyneth Paltrow, my agent having gotten permission for me to do so from her agent, and introduced myself, chatted for a while, and made a date to have coffee on Thursday. I think she's one of the best young actresses working these days. I'm also arranging to meet her beau, Brad Pitt. What else? My assistant, Kate, faxed international distributors a list of "translation-sensitive" comic phrases from "Flirting With Disaster" in hopes that more of the comedy will survive the journey around the world. Example: "Even if you were Jeffrey Dahmer we would love you." (Lily Tomlin says that to her son). Suggested translation: use Charles Manson instead, the American Express of internationally recognized psychopaths. Another example: the epithet "Bitch-boy." Not just bitch. Not just boy. But bitch-boy, a phrase I picked up when Henry Rollins used it on a disc jockey nervously asking him for an interview. Or how about when Tea Leoni ironically says, "Thank you Mrs. Cleaver," to the acid-dealing mother of Ben Stiller. Question: Are there Brazilian, Finnish, and Italian corollaries for Mrs. Ward Cleaver? |
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