Why the story makes no sense.

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• Standards for Vampires Even the undead ought to obey a few simple rules.
  Stephen Harrigan Dec. 23, 1998
  
• Return to Sender The Postman and other holiday misadventures.
  Stephen Harrigan Feb. 1, 1998