
Newer RochelleAs deliciously Delphic as Alan Greenspan.
Posted Thursday, Oct. 1, 1998, at 3:30 AM ET| No. 115: "Newer Rochelle"
It's the centerpiece of the New Rochelle, N.Y., urban renewal plan, and developer Louis Cappelli says: "It's exhilarating. It's for anyone from 7 to 80 years old, and it takes all of 30 to 45 seconds." What is it?
Responses to Monday's question (No. 114)--"Pleading Is Fundamental": "Whatever the hell Oprah tells me to."--Danny Spiegel "The entrails of snakes, some of whom are leaders of my party."--Alfa-Betty Olsen "Cigar Aficionado (particularly now that it's added a centerfold)."--Jon Hotchkiss "The instructions from my masters on the Planet Zorton."--Greg Diamond "The Hardy Boys. You wouldn't believe the scrapes those wholesome rogues get into ... and get out of!"--Jim O'Grady "Whatever's tattooed across the backside of my latest hooker."--Tim Carvell "With great difficulty, as a matter of fact. There's a reason they call me 'DeLay,' and you insensitive press vultures just don't get it, do you? Things don't come so easy to some of us, not like Bill smarty-pants Mr. Straight-A-Get-All-the-Girls. I know guys like him, I grew up with them, and to hell with the American people! Impeach the son of a bitch!"--Peter Lerangis Click here for more responses. Randy's Wrap-Up Reading Rainbow Answer Kennedyesque Extra "He hasn't got Kennedy's dash or classic good looks."--M*A*S*H creator Larry Gelbart on President Clinton "[He was] running a damn Murder Inc. in the Caribbean."--Lyndon Johnson on JFK. An additional 60,000 documents related to the Kennedy assassination will be declassified and released to the public Wednesday Vigor and Optimism You Might Call Kennedyesque Extra "The press tries to make this into such a whole deal. We lost more money between mid-January and mid-February than we've lost lately."--Julian Robertson , putting his financial situation into a larger perspective Post-Sputnik Kennedyesque Science Extra |
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