"New York University; fund-raising video for Columbia University."--David Finkle

"New York University; an update of Henry James' Washington Square in which the heroine leaves home, walks through the arch, and enrolls at the film school in hopes of becoming a gaffer."--Carrie Rickey

"NYU; Boogie Nights 2: The Wrath of Rudy."--Cheng Jih Chen

"Lewis and Clark College; the Fox TV 'motion picture event' A Stain on the Presidency: The Monica Lewinsky Story."--Adam Bonin

"Disneyland; the documentary The Ku Klux Klan Vacation at Disneyland."--Danny Spiegel

"Disney's Wild Safari park in Florida; Jerry Lewis' The Day the Clown Cried II: Bobo in Rwanda."--Charlie Glassenberg

"Scores; remake of The Sound of Music, starring Traci Lords."--Leslie Goodman-Malamuth

"Bing's private bathroom; Trainspotting 2."--Judith Spencer

"The Presidential Palace in Baghdad; remake of The Great Dictator."--Norman Oder

"Li'l Tots Nursery School; the sequel to Larry Clark's Kids."--Jeremy Horwitz

"Bing's nice little university. A nasty TV network wanted to use it for a dramatic comic opera whose setting would be a cross between the Continental Baths and the Rhine River, featuring Patti LaBelle and the Blue Bells as the cheerleaders and Rhinemaidens."--Ross Bender

"The location is his new, romantic honeymoon motel, 'Bada Bing.' The project is the violent new Asian sexscapade film Bob and Carol and Pol and Pot."--Larry Amaros

"Somewhere in the vicinity of Bing's prostate; Voyage up Strom Thurmond's Ass."--David Rakoff