
Welcome to WashingtonA primer for the Obama family.
Posted Friday, Nov. 7, 2008, at 10:15 AM ETAs a U.S. senator, President-elect Barack Obama has been a part-time Washingtonian for four years. But Washington remains largely terra incognita to Obama's Chicago-raised wife, Michelle; to his two young daughters, Malia and Sasha; and to his mother-in-law, Marian Robinson, who will move to D.C. to be near the family. To introduce the Obama family to the eccentricities of the federal city, Slate excerpts the following primer from Reputation: Portraits in Power, a new anthology of profiles by Marjorie Williams. Williams, a frequent contributor to Slate, died in 2005. The book is edited by her husband, Slate senior writer Timothy Noah, who also edited an earlier collection of Williams' work, The Woman at the Washington Zoo: Writings on Politics, Family, and Fate.
The essay that follows was written in 1993 as another Democratic president—Bill Clinton—was settling into the White House. Glaringly dated references have been edited out, but it's still remarkable how little of the city's character has changed.
"Washington City is the poorest place in the United States from which to judge the temper of the nation," wrote a columnist named Frank Carpenter in 1882. "Its citizens have a different outlook on life than those of the individual states, and the atmosphere is artificial and enervating."
Two centuries after the city's founding, Carpenter's observation makes a good starting point for a tour of the capital's soul. For Washington is a much-maligned city, butt of a thousand campaign slurs and target of resentment by the legions of Americans who feel estranged from their government. And no one dumps on the city more than the people who live here. This is not, we tell ourselves guiltily, the real America. The population is too transient, we say, too obsessively focused on government. The city is provincial, we add. The theater is still second-rate at best, the food—despite the ethnic enclaves and a small if growing number of inspired restaurants—a pale shade of the diversity that New York or Chicago can offer.
The wise defender of Washington knows that you will get nowhere by trying to refute the common criticisms; you must begin by embracing them. To love Washington is to champion its amateur status as a city. Washington is unfashionable, and God bless it. Despite the grandly conceived boulevards and circles, laid out by Pierre L'Enfant in 1791, the city feels more suburban than urban—in design, in atmosphere, in ethos. Gore Vidal wrote, correctly, of the "calculated dowdiness" of old-line Washington society. This is a town of the comfortably, proudly unchic—of the grosgrain hair band, the plaid skirt, and the boiled-wool jacket. When Washington does feint in the direction of trendiness, it comes across like a man in midlife crisis sporting bell-bottoms and a bolo tie. The city's priorities are simply different from those of other cities. Although there are a great many six-figure salaries here, the superrich are almost absent, and along with them the need for plumage. Washington is less about money than—exactly as the flabby clichés insist—about power. Its credit system is proximity; its currency, information.
There are two distinct Washingtons—the local city and the national capital. The former is the actual community made up of the District of Columbia and its booming suburbs. It is one of America's youngest great cities and one of its most paradoxical stories of urban success and failure. Supported by the steady engine of federal spending, greater Washington is one of the richest metropolitan areas in America, measured by education level and household income. Washington also has one of the highest per capita murder rates in the country. Race relations follow the same pattern. The area is home to a huge proportion of middle- and upper-income blacks, but the city itself retains a depressing level of informal segregation. Washington proper is a mecca for African-Americans, with a thriving black culture, but white Washingtonians know little about this side of the city. To the hordes who are drawn to the city by ambition, it is Washington's other life—its role as the national capital—that has the most vivid reality. This split personality is the continuing legacy of Washington's birth, for it was a capital before it was a city, selected by George Washington in 1791 on behalf of a bickering Congress. Only after the location was chosen, for its ambidextrous appeal to both the North and the South, was Pierre L'Enfant commissioned to make it real.
How far apart the two Washingtons lie was rather poignantly suggested in 1990, when federal authorities set up an undercover drug purchase in Lafayette Park, just across the street from the White House, in order to provide a prop—a seized bag of crack cocaine—for a televised speech by President George H.W. Bush. (The president intended to hold up the bag of crack and intone sadly that drugs were sold everywhere—even across the street from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.) Alas, when the order went forth to find the evidence, it turned out that crack arrests were unknown in the heavily policed blocks surrounding the president's home. In the end, someone had to be induced to sell crack across the street from the White House. When the Drug Enforcement Administration instructed its mark, a local dealer, that the buy would take place in Lafayette Park, he said, "Uh, where?"
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I'm a couple of years out of college and have visited and had many extended stays in the District over these last years. DC is a wonderful place to visit, but I feel like it has sucked the souls out of the friends that I have visited there. They all feel like this strange place is there home and could never dream of leaving. Maybe they are still in the honeymoon period, but the last line of the article really hit the nail on the head for me. The city has changed them. These people went to DC with hopes of changing the world, but the District had other plans. They've become part of the DC machine and shells of their former selves.
--SheriffOfficer TJ Hooker
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Reasonable minds might differ as to whether "the theater is still second-rate at best" was an accurate assessment back in 1993. But there no one can seriously suggest that it's true today. Washington is now recognized locally, nationally, and internationally as "a theatre town." With more than 60 (yes, 60!) professional theatres mounting 8,000 performances of over 450 productions each year, the Washington area is the second most prolific generator of theatrical work in the nation -- second only to New York in the breadth and depth of its professional theatre offerings. And that work is regularly lauded, including by New York critics, as top quality. (Indeed, some would argue that Washington theatre is more adventurous, challenging, and enriching than much of what one can see these days in New York.)
Washington, D.C. in 2008 is a theatre destination site, drawing tourists from all over the country and beyond to see original and innovative work on our stages. In addition, while it was once difficult for a theatre artist to make a living in the Washington area, Washington now attracts theatre artists, nurtures them, and enables them to earn a reasonable income and actively participate in the economic life of the community.
The annual Helen Hayes Awards, one of the nation's most prestigious cultural awards, recognize excellence in Greater Washington professional theatre. Open virtually any theatre program around the country and you're likely to see Helen Hayes Awards recipients and nominees proudly include in their bios their stamp of approval from the Washington theatre community.
So, among the catalog of "common criticisms" cited in the article, let's finally put to rest the notion that Washington, D.C. is an amateur at theatre. Far from it. Our professional theatre is -- and rightly should be -- a source of great cultural pride. And if you still don't believe that, pick out a handful of theatres from the 60+ available and go see some plays!
--glenhoward
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Much of the essay rings true to me, but I hope that the Obamas get a chance to explore some of the incredible culture experiences in Southeast DC. Rather than boil a whole quadrant down to drug dealers and poverty, perhaps they will get to know the entire city. Maybe Obama girls will enjoy go-go music, or mumbo sauce on their carryout chicken, or any number of fascinating tidbits of the African-American experience that is so far removed from the political machine for which DC is famous.
--aholoman
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