
My Saks Shopping SpreeHow to spend $150,000 just like Sarah Palin.
Posted Wednesday, Oct. 22, 2008, at 7:53 PM ETRead other views on Sarah Palin's wardrobe on XX Factor. Nina Shen Rastogi chatted online with readers about this article; read the transcript.
On Wednesday, we learned from Politico that the Republican National Committee had spent $150,000 on clothes and accessories to outfit Sarah Palin and her family. Whoa, I thought. Now that is a whole lot of flag pins. So, what kind of campaign duds would a cool 150 grand actually buy you? To find out, I headed over to Saks Fifth Avenue—one of several high-end department stores where Palin has shopped since John McCain tapped her as his running mate.
Suits and separates
I've never had a job that required me to dress up. The last time I bought a suit, I think, I was getting ready for a high-school speech and debate tournament. So here was my chance to finally put together a fantasy grown-up wardrobe. If I were running for vice president, as Palin is, I figured I would need a lot of smart-looking separates to get me through the endless rounds of rallies, town-hall meetings, and photo ops. Flush with all my make-believe cash (no, Slate does not have a clothing expense account), I headed straight for the Saks section dedicated to Escada, the swanky brand favored by both Palin and Cindy McCain. There I found several campaign-appropriate blazers in the bright jewel tones Palin likes so much: I happily put a red one, a checked one, an orange one, and a purple one into my, sadly, still-imaginary shopping bag along with a few matching skirts. I fell in love with a kelly-green, two-button suede jacket. And then I looked at the price tag—$4,550, or about four months' rent for my tiny studio in Brooklyn, N.Y. But today I am Sarah Palin! I reminded myself. Think how nicely that bright color would show off my fresh, outdoorsy complexion. I added it to the list and then high-tailed it to another boutique, sensing that my grad-student-giveaway messenger bag and beat-up sneakers were starting to attract too much attention from the saleswomen.
I breezed through the racks of clothes by St. John, the knitwear line Angelina Jolie hawks. The saleswoman suggested I buy multiple black shells and skirts, which could be swapped out underneath an array of blazers. Good idea: Who has time to do laundry while zigzagging from Indiana to Pennsylvania to Colorado and back? I got a dozen plain, sleeveless tops and four black skirts for a total of $5,100. I added two jackets—one in a vivid red provocatively named "wildfire." Then I decided I needed some neutrals. I grabbed a navy wool crepe dress and matching jacket from Loro Piana ($4,965 for the set) before hitting the jackpot at Akris Punto, where I found a slew of well-cut jackets and skirts in sensible black and gray. When I told the saleswoman that I was fake-shopping as if I were Sarah Palin, she told me that the governor had once worn the salt-and-pepper fleece jacket I was currently eyeing. Success! Unbeknownst to the candidate, she and I were achieving some kind of long-distance Vulcan mind meld. Obviously, I needed to really stock up here. I bought seven more jackets, three crisp white blouses, two pairs of black pants, a dress, and another skirt.
Now I had enough outfits to take me through at least two weeks on the trail without doubling up on anything distinctive—surely it was time to go look at shoes? But no, when I tallied the bill so far, I was only at a measly $40,970. Somewhere, Palin was laughing at my pathetic spending strategy. I screwed up my courage, walked up to the floor where they kept the really fancy separates, and picked out two black Michael Kors pantsuits, a gray-flecked Carolina Herrera blazer, and two jackets from Akris, the high-end sister line to Akris Punto. The last two alone cost me a cool $7,000, though my untrained eye couldn't tell the difference between them and the lower-priced lovelies I'd already scooped up.
Total price tag for suits and separates: $56,000, or about $61,460 with taxes
Shoes
In the shoe department, I looked for things that said sexy librarian—namely, lots of Palin's beloved peep-toes. A good start: two pairs of Cole Haans (black suede and black patent—mrowr), two pairs of Christian Louboutin (a black peep-toe and a very sensible camel-colored square toe), and one pair of Jimmy Choos in gray and black. I added a classic pair of Ferragamo patent-leather bow-tie heels and a pair of Taryn Rose pumps, which are designed by a former podiatrist and therefore would help me through all that walking and standing and waving. I also picked up two pairs of high-heeled Gucci boots, in brown and black, with very subtle leather piping up the back. For the first time, I was genuinely sorry that all my spending money was pretend. But as much as I wanted to linger over shoes, there was no way I was going to meet my spending goal if I stayed in this department, even if I bought 15 pairs of Gucci's $1,125 knotted-leather tortoise-trim platforms. (Mavericks, certainly, but perhaps not in the way Sarah Palin would want.)
Total price tag for shoes: $6,244 with taxes
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