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The Merry Band of WrigglersMen, women, passion, and sperm.

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That the human penis might have evolved as a semen displacement device is "not an outrageously ridiculous idea," says Todd Shackelford, an evolutionary psychologist at Florida Atlantic University. Size, too, may matter here—the longer a man's penis is, the more likely it is to deposit semen out of reach of other men.

Of course, if a man has sex with a woman twice in quick succession, then there is the risk that he will displace his own semen. But researchers believe that men have evolved ways of preventing this from happening—for instance, men usually need to "recover" for a few hours between orgasms, and they rarely continue to thrust after they ejaculate. Both of these behaviors help keep men from accidentally removing their own goods.

Men also act differently when they have reason to believe that their partner may have cheated. Several survey-based studies suggest that the more time that has passed since a man has last seen his spouse, the more he will want to have sex with her. When men sleep with their partners in these circumstances, they also thrust deeper and harder than usual—consistent with the idea that they are attempting to "scoop out" rival semen—and release more sperm when they ejaculate. Not that men are aware that they're doing this.

If men have evolved adaptations to thwart women from having other men's children, what is to stop women from evolving counter-adaptations? Nothing. "You have what biologists call an evolutionary arms race of sorts," Gallup explains. Just as a man is more likely to initiate sex with his partner if he suspects she has been unfaithful, a woman who has cheated does the opposite, according to other research. She tries to wait as long as possible before having sex again, perhaps to maximize the chances that her egg will be fertilized by the superior male she dallied with. In addition, women are most likely to cheat when they are at the most fertile point in their menstrual cycle, and they're more likely to orgasm, too; some biologists argue that the female orgasm, which is accompanied by vaginal and intrauterine contracts, helps to pull semen into the reproductive tract.

Of course, there are other more obvious explanations for the waiting and the orgasms: guilt in the first instance and pleasure in the second. Perhaps, too, women wait because they don't want their husbands to smell the scent of another man. Cheating for evolution's sake is one thing; getting caught on an individual basis is another. A husband isn't likely to be more sympathetic when his wife tells him that evolution made her do it.

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Melinda Wenner is a science writer living in Brooklyn, N.Y.
Illustration by Robert Neubecker.
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Remarks from the Fray:

Surveys taken of today's sexual attitudes and behaviors must be taken as absolutely meaningless as regards human evolution. Our attitudes and behaviors are determined far more by cultural factors than by biology. The proof is that you will get very different results in very different cultures and different times.

Just because in our time 25 percent of women and 30 percent of men 'cheat' doesn't mean we have any idea of the actual behavior of the humanoids who evolved into us. One hundred years ago the same study might have gotten very different numbers. What makes our numbers more 'valid' than other numbers? What even makes them valid at all?

Furthermore, it's not at all clear that 'cheating' is something that has any meaning outside of our culture and time. 'Cheating' implies individuals who can choose who they would like to mate with. And favoring some mates over others also implies a degree of autonomy. But if we look at human history, or even at other countries, we see very few people who have any choice in who they mate with. Very few of us, for instance, are forced into marriages that our parents have arranged for us. And very few of us are ever likely to be sold into slavery as captives. Yet these were extremely common experiences throughout history. It's our lives that are out of the norm.

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