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I'm Just a Big Softie in a Pair of Headphones

Updated Monday, Dec. 17, 2007, at 4:20 PM ET

Jody Rosen chatted online with readers about this dialogue on Dec. 20, 2007. Read the transcript.

Drew Barrymore and Hugh Grant in Music & Lyrics.Folks,

I'm sure as hell not about to go to the mat with the Dean of American Rock Critics over Journey. (REO Speedwagon—now that's a different story.) Just for the record, I agree with Bob that there's no such thing as a guilty pleasure—and pleasure is what I get from "Don't Stop Believin'," from the first keyboard rumble to the last "streetlight-people-whoa-oh-oh." It is transcendent schlock, and I'll still know it's a great song in 2033, regardless of where Journey places, in a cosmic sense, on the Suckiness Matrix. As for Bob's guilt-free pleasure "Smack That": I prefer Akon hooting along with a different bottle blonde.

In re: Ann's question about private musical loves: It happens that mine are of a piece with "Don't Stop Believin'." I've always been a cheeseball, and more and more, in the quiet of my off-hours, I find myself going for the gooey stuff—big melody, big catharsis. It's a response, I think, to the rigors of the day job. I'm professionally obligated to bring dispassion and proportion to my listening, to keep track of the new and the now and the next, and my taste and sense of history lead me first and foremost to hip-hop and buzzy dance-pop, hardheaded stuff with strong beats.

So, when I get a spare few minutes, I just want to grab a hankie and cue up something lush. The music is sometimes totally "irrelevant": According to my iTunes usage stats, the artist I listened to the most over the past several months is French crooner Charles Trenet—one of the great singer-songwriters of all time, by the way—who, in his late 1930s-early 1940s prime, crafted one perfect heart-tugger after another. Closer to home, another high iTunes charter this year was "Way Back Into Love," a soundtrack tune from the movie Music & Lyrics written by Adam Schlesinger of Fountains of Wayne. Schlesinger has often shown an aptitude for ironic-but-affectionate power ballads, and "Way Back Into Love" is a doozy. Despite a barely competent vocal and a lyric that (deliberately) hovers just this side of doggerel, it gets to me—the octave leap in the final line of the final chorus invariably chokes me up, and unlike Ann with her Patty Griffin song, I don't have the excuse of familial associations. I'm just a big softie in a pair of headphones, silently weeping to the theme from a Hugh Grant-Drew Barrymore rom-com.

Which in part explains my love of country, a genre as ruthlessly committed to tear-jerking as 19th-century parlor song. Actually, what I admire most about mainstream country—besides the tough, lean sound, the booming kick drums, and guitars ablazing—are the life-sized stories, songs steeped in the enchantments, sorrows, and little details of the workaday. It's a kind of humanism lacking in mainstream hip-hop, to say nothing of indie rock, with its suffocating poses and whimsies. For certain, Nashville's small-town "realism" is way sentimental—I have a taste for that cornpone, too. But one of my favorites this year was Lori McKenna's Unglamorous, a militantly unromanticized look at marriage and motherhood that snuck into the top 20 on the country charts. (McKenna was also one of the year's feel-good stories: a stay-at-home mother of five from Stoughton, Mass., who at the unlikely age of 38 put out her major label debut—with a helping hand from Faith Hill and Oprah.)

Then there's comedy, in general woefully undervalued in pop but not on Music Row. The best country songwriters, like the best rappers, are dedicated to the art of the punch line, and I heard some good ones this year from Toby Keith (struggling with romance across class lines: "A high-maintenance woman/ Don't want no maintenance man") and Blake Shelton (whose logic was unimpeachable: "The more I drink, the more I drink"). Nashville's biggest cutup is Brad Paisley, whose 5th Gear has kept me chuckling all the way through, whether Paisley was delivering the jokes himself or playing straight man to his guitar. And the laughs and pathos commingle in songs like "Letter to Me," a soppy ballad packed with jokes; and "All I Wanted Was a Car," which begins as a trifle about a teenager's first set of wheels, but in a touching final-verse U-turn, circles back to home and hearth:

Now when I look outside, sittin' in the drive
It blows my mind to see
An SUV and a sedan and two kids playing
I can't believe they all belong to me
When I caught their momma's eye in that old thing I used to drive
I never dreamed it would take me this far
All I wanted was a car

With 5th Gear, it was love at first listen. Kanye West's Graduation was a grower. I was disappointed in the rhymes; as poetry, the songs don't measure up to those on College Dropout or Late Registration. I've come to see Graduation mainly as a triumph of beats—although beats is hardly the right word to describe music so steeped in melody and beauty for beauty's sake, like that long, lilting intro to "I Wonder." I admire Kanye's sense of adventure and his refusal—T-Pain's presence aside—to fall in line with production trends. And if his lyrics are a bit slacker than previous, they still dig deeper than most everyone else's. He continues to work the soul-tussle-between-God-and-mammon theme—listen to the first verse of "Can't Tell Me Nothing"—an interior monologue that mirrors a larger existential crisis gripping hip-hop culture. And in the most competitive pop genre ever, has there ever been a more honest airing of approval-craving and anxiety of influence than "Big Brother," West's song about his relationship with Jay-Z?

Gotta wrap it up, so I'll save my thoughts on Wayne and Wino and indie for Round 3. Let me end by saying that, like Ann, I'm fond of that Grinderman record, and I relate to her professional frustration: It's often impossible to find a way to write about music that breaks no new ground, arrives with little buzz, and is simply plain old good. What's the angle? To cite one funny example from 2007: I was pleased to see the single "Nod Your Head" on Bob's list of faves. It's just one of several fine songs on the latest release by a northern English singer-songwriter who over the last decade has quietly racked up a run of five excellent albums. His name's McCartney, and he's one to watch—the kid's got a way with a tune and he plays a shit-hot bass.

Cheers,
Jody

I'm Just a Big Softie in a Pair of Headphones

Updated Monday, Dec. 17, 2007, at 4:20 PM ET
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Robert Christgau's Consumer Guide column appears monthly at msn.com. He is a contributing editor of Blender, a columnist at the Barnes & Noble Review, and a contributing critic for All Things Considered. Ann Powers is the chief pop-music critic of the Los Angeles Times. Jody Rosen is Slate's music critic. He lives in New York City. He can be reached at .
Entry 1: Photograph of M.I.A. (Mathangi Arulpragasam) courtesy her Web site: http://www.miauk.com/. Entry 2: Photograph of Patty Griffin by Karina Taira. Entry 3: Photograph of Brad Paisley by Peter Kramer/Getty Images. Entry 5: Photograph of Miranda Lambert by Ethan Miller/Getty Images. Entry 6: Photograph of Lil' Wayne © 2007 Universal Records. Entry 7: Photograph of Amy Winehouse by Dave Hogan/Getty Images. Entry 8: Photograph of Feist from the artist's MySpace page. Entry 9: Photograph of Panda Bear by Hisham Bharoocha.
COMMENTS

Remarks from the Fray:

Why can't we just admit that Nickelback is the greatest Rock artist of our generation? By your standards of appreciation for Daughtry (post-grunge, big lungs, showmanship, populism, and oodles of record sales) then clearly Chad Kroeger has usurped the throne of Kurt Kobain down to Jimi Hendrix.

So why not? They have better guitar solos too. Why not them? They've made it themselves - working their way through dingy snowed out Canadian bars. Why not them? Every 18 year old knows the words to "Rock Star" and "How you Remind Me." Why not them?

Because they suck suck suck suck suck, and you know it. Their music is unoriginal (yet somehow Daughtry manages to ape THEM), their lyrics are the worst kind of ham-handed laughable tripe, and the "rocking" is the most middle-of-the-road ho hum of studio slickery ever to be committed to tape. They're a clumsy, artless band - the post grunge equivalent of Turner Bachman Overdrive or Grand Funk Railroad - at least those guys had good competition.

And here you go, giving Daughtry props for being popular. Michael Jackson, the Beatles, Elvis and Bing Crosby were popular, but they were also cultural touchstones as celebrity icons who represented what was good in their generation. Daughtry just represents what IS. He is the sound of reality TV, an Icon of the Bush Decade Generation. You know as well as the rest of us who aren't willing to substitute populism for depth that we will look back on all that with pity at best.

--jwschmidt

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If you think the Shins are boring, you are a populist, open-minded musicologist. If you think Lil' Wayne is boring (just because something is up-tempo doesn't mean it can't be boring), then you are an elitist hipster douchebag. Just wanted to clear that up. Also, can we start backlashing on the whole poptimist thing yet? I mean nobody is saying that Transformers should end up on critic's end of year movie lists, or that "Dancing with the Stars" is better than "The Wire", or that the best novel of last year was by James Patterson. Why is it that popular opinion can't be ignored in music, but it can be for every other media outlet?

--Utz_the_Crab_chip

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I started to write this long justification of how I'm a huge indie guy, how I go out of my way to be as anti-mainstream as possible but will always have a soft spot for Journey. But then I realized how trivial that is because you will never like it and the people that love it just do. And the people that love the song, have loved it for a quarter of a century now. That's substance. You can ignore it by trying to make your criticism sound like a social science by adding historical anecdotes but dropping names isn't dropping bombs. Schlock is putting down a song then dismissing any argument because "you're not buying it." That's cheap. That Brittney Spears or Soulja Boy you list might be on a soundtrack 10 years down the road, but it'll be put there ironically. You can say that a message of "Don't Stop Believin'," is 'hyperemotional' but is it really more shallow than a song that's about "Supermannin'" that ho and has a dance to go along to it??? Oh, and Brittney? At least Steve Perry was writing his own shit.

If I just gave you the middle finger and told you to fuck off would be pretty rock n' roll but I won't since I'm not from the "rebel generation." I'm inheriting an earth that could possibly be facing mass extinctions in 50 years with enough nukes to destroy the world ten times over. I have to go to grad school now, on top of college, just to stay competitive, just so I get a job that makes me wait in line for the Baby Boomer that decided to put off his retirement until he turns 75. So, in those moments where I can let my guard down, allow my heart to shake my cynicism- if only for 4 minutes- give me a song that espouses optimism. I'll listen to my indie, electronic, and underground hip-hop at home so let us all sing the chorus drunk or sober in the bar. Is it cliché? I don't know anymore. It's a post-modern world where every "heresy" and taboo has been upended. Don't you think it's a little more edgy, more "rebellious," these days to sing songs of determined hope?

--SatoriThroughAllegory

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I always find it interesting that music critics have to pay attention to and know all genres of music very well while most listeners (including Slate fray posters) seem to pretty much like one or two genres and dismiss everything else.

It's funny to see Double Up and Sound of Silver on the same list. I listen to a good swath of current "mainstream" music. I don't know that much about "indie" and other "underground" scenes, though I did start to get into some of the French inspired dance music stuff this year.

I found out about this stuff on the recommendation of critics who also give Timberlake, Timbaland, and The Clipse good reviews. The point of this rambling post is that if you see an artist on one of these top 25 lists that you have never heard of, give him / her a try, you may find something that you like.

--Alcibiades

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