Getting Pssssst-y in Iowa Whispering campaigns reveals the power of soft sweet slander.
Posted Wednesday, Aug. 8, 2007, at 6:04 PM ET
If you're a Republican presidential candidate in Iowa and you aren't the target of a whispering campaign, you should hang it up. As Saturday's GOP straw poll vote approaches, everyone who's anyone has someone gossiping about them. Mitt Romney, for instance, is now being accused by his rivals of buying votes. Anonymous sources are sending e-mails, making phone calls, and pointing activists to Web sites like one labeled Iowa Values Not for Sale.
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StumbleUponGov. Mike Huckabee and Sen. Sam Brownback are engaged in a multiround spat over sub-rosa attacks. Both camps have questioned the other's Christian fiber. Tom Tancredo is being attacked in phone calls and e-mails for changing his position on term limits. In a Web video he accuses Brownback of telling pro-life voters Tancredo is pro-abortion. "We do expect more from people who at least call themselves Christians and have great family values," says Tancredo, demanding an apology.
With so many Christians sliming Christians to win the votes of other Christians it seems time for someone to yell, Repent! But no one is backing off because so much is at stake. Rudy Giuliani, Fred Thompson, and John McCain are not actively participating in the straw poll, which means that for the long-shot candidates this is their best and perhaps last chance to come in second in a poll outside one conducted by their immediate family. Those who fail may have to end their campaigns the way Lamar Alexander did after his dismal straw poll showing in 2000.
If the candidates weren't working so hard to win the Iowa straw poll it would be hard to take the vote seriously. This is the political equivalent of a scrimmage in which players are encouraged to use steroids. It's not an official vote, but a fund-raising mechanism for the party, wherein participants must first buy a ticket in order to cast a ballot. The more candidates pay their supporters to vote, the better the party does. Campaigns buy their supporters tickets, bus them to the Iowa State Center in Ames, Iowa, and in some cases put them up for the night and buy their food. They also try to sway them with fancy hospitality tents dripping with BBQ and country music. None of this is allowed in a real election. The looser rules promote looser behavior. You can buy a vote with money or by maligning your opponent.
A whisper campaign is distinguishable from mere gossip because it has an animating force propelling it. There's a lot of chatter, for example about Bill Clinton, but no one is actively trafficking in it yet. Before the 2000 GOP South Carolina primary, anonymous calls were placed to voters saying John McCain's adopted daughter was illegitimate. By the standard of historical whispering campaigns, the Iowa stuff of 2007 is pretty benign. No candidates are being accused of filming porn in the basement, cross-dressing, or supporting Alberto Gonzales. Some of what's being passed around anonymously—like clips of stories headlined "Republican Voters Still Don't Know Rudy Giuliani Supports Abortion"—is sneaky but probably still inbounds.
When you're courting Christian conservatives, though, it's a powerful attack to claim a candidate is buying support from people who would otherwise oppose his record on abortion. After receiving an anonymous e-mail from someone called "Iowa Conservative" that listed Iowa supporters Romney had put on his payroll, Kelly O'Brien, the Republican Party chairman of O'Brien county, wrote to a state senator backing Romney: "So support of Baby Killing is for sale ($1,000 per month) … we're not as stupid as you think. Neither my vote nor my support are FOR SALE."
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Remarks from the Fray:
This sounds awesome. Like buying a ticket to Bannaroo or something. Free BBQ? Potentially all expenses paid? Surrounded by crazy mudslinging propaganda? Is Tim McGraw playing?
We should totally just road trip to this, get blitzed, and vote for Tancredo or some other nutjob. Where can we find a democrat version of one of these? The music would definitely be better, but the food would probably be worse. Still, you know you want to light one up and cast a phony vote for Gravel. He's probably already there coming down from mushrooms or something in the freakout tent.
Man. Sounds like every election should be a straw poll.
--jwschmidt
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When I listened to Huckabee on cable TV yesterday I nearly spit out my coffee......here was a republican who speaks the way the democrats SHOULD be speaking. He spoke about a party which has sold its soul to corporate America needing to clean up its act-and he spoke of workers laid off and without insurance as CEOs and their cronies walked with million dollar bonus packages for steering their company into bankruptcy. He spoke about American workers being left in the cold and about greed in corporate America.....I hardly believed there was an "R" next to the guys name.
Traditionally, I hear democrats talk about the workers being shafted and the republicans typical response is that the stockholders make the rules for bonuses and it isnt the fault of capitalism or conservatives. While Huckabee may be a Christian, that is hardly a conservative thing-democrats are big believers in charity and helping the poor-and Jesus spoke very little of profit motive being more important than compassion.
Perhaps the democrats should be talking to Huckabee as he may well be among the first candidates to "get it" about what's wrong in America today.
--RML Returns
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