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from: Dahlia Lithwick
to: Walter Dellinger

I Need a Bong Hit. And Not in That Good Pro-Drug-Message Sort of Way.

Posted Monday, June 25, 2007, at 5:19 PM ET

Dear Walter:

Yes, I think it's fair to say that I am doing a lot less celebrating than you are today. Me, I look out at the landscape and all I can see if 5-4, 5-4, 5-4 as far as the eye can see. Samuel Alito and John Roberts, hand in hand, are claiming not to be overruling the cases they are either overruling or rendering nonsensical. ("Look how moderate we are!") And Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas are Jonesing to go ahead and overrule everything in their path. Anthony Kennedy, completely in the thrall of all of them, it seems, is doing whatever it is he is doing.

Before we get to the merits of both Hein (the faith-based case) and FEC v. WRTL (the campaign finance case), let's start by squaring the forest with the trees here. What we are looking at is a sea change at the high court, a sea change that is going to happen in a hundred small waves of 5-4, 5-4, 5-4. Don't today's overrulings by not quite overruling look like Alito's original plan for Roe? Don't bother to kill the old precedent, just hollow it out from the inside and hope nobody notices?



One little precatory note on the speech cases, Morse v. Frederick (Bong Hits 4 Jesus) and WRTL: The Chief Justice wrote the majority opinions in both of them and he read them one after the other this morning. What you won't catch in the opinions themselves was Roberts' little verbal segue between the two. First, in Morse he acknowledged that the student message on the banner was both "cryptic," yet also clearly advocacy of a "pro-drug" message, which a school principal can properly suppress. Then he slid smoothly into WRTL by distinguishing the student speech in Morse from what he called the "core political speech" of the Wisconsin pro-life group. The point of this little editorial: The WRTL ads are serious important speech, whereas goofy student speech is not. With that as preview, it's not hard to guess the results.

In Morse, Roberts goes to great lengths to insert meaning into the silliness of the words on the student banner. He insists the phrase "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" can be read as "celebrating drug use"; indeed to get there he needed only insert the imaginary words, "bong hits [are a good thing]." When did we enter into the era of constitutional interpretation through inserting pretend words? The sign could have as easily been read to say "bong hits [will kill you]."

Having effortlessly decoded the unintended pro-drug message behind the student speech in Morse, the chief then takes the issue ad in FEC at face value. The commercial that Wisconsin Right to Life wanted to run—which didn't say "don't elect Russ Feingold" but asked you to think darn hard about what Feingold did and to let him know that he is a bad, bad man—is protected "core political speech," regardless of its effect on viewers or the integrity of elections.

At least in his Morse concurrence, Alito backs up on this zany consequence a bit. He can't support "any restriction of speech that can plausibly be interpreted as commenting on any political or social issue, including speech on issues such as 'the wisdom of the war on drugs or of legalizing marijuana,'" which suggests that after today, a majority of the court believes students can hold up banners that say "legalize drugs," but not banners with strings of random drug words unconnected by a verb. Attention students: You can still be political at school. But the Constitution stops protecting you the moment you cross the line into merely weird.

Walter, you began this week with the observation that justices do a lot more than just call balls and strikes. Looking at these two cases in tandem makes that point perfectly. In the first case, the umpire gets to toss some new words out onto the field in order to get the outcome he desires. In the other, he merely reads out decades of congressional purpose and intent.

Bong hits 4 Jesus? Bong hits for me!!

Persuade me on the merits of the taxpayer standing case. I am all ears.
Dahlia

from: Dahlia Lithwick
to: Walter Dellinger

I Need a Bong Hit. And Not in That Good Pro-Drug-Message Sort of Way.

Posted Monday, June 25, 2007, at 5:19 PM ET
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Walter Dellinger is an attorney in Washington, D.C. and the Douglas B. Maggs professor of law at Duke. Dahlia Lithwick is a Slate senior editor. Stuart Taylor, a New York Times reporter from 1980-88, writes for National Journal and Newsweek.
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This decision is a disappointment. Not in its result, because I strongly believe this is the correct decision. What is disappointing is that the Supremes chose to issue another decision that doesn't announce a guiding principle, and which applies only the present case. This reminds me of a classic Calvin & Hobbes cartoon, in which our heroes created an army of Snow Goons to battle the evil Susie Derkins. But the Snow Goons eventually turn on Calvin & Hobbes. After finally defeating the Snow Goons, Calvin says to Hobbes, "Well, we sure learned a valuable lesson today. And that lesson is this: Snow Goons are bad news!" To which Hobbes replies, "That's a lesson that ought not to have any applicability elsewhere in life."

This is a Snow Goons decision. It stands for the extremely narrow proposition that school districts can forbid expressions that appear to advocate recreational drug use. What about other messages that are contrary to the educational mission of the school? We don't know, because the Supreme Court is only interested in resolving for us the extremely pressing issue of whether "BONG HiTS 4 JESUS" is acceptable speech in an educational environment. Heaven help any school administrator who looks to this decision for guidance. […] Next year's landmark decision: "METH 4 MOSES"

--CaLawyer

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I'm not a constitutional scholar, but how can Dellinger say that there is no harm to the taxpayers in Hein, and so no standing? Isn't the precedent, upheld by the FEC ruling, that spending money is a form of speech? And so isn't saying it's okay to spend my tax money on something sort of a tacit way of saying I agree with or I approve of what it is being spent on? So if my tax money is being spent to support religious institutions that I don't support or agree with, isn't that a violation of my first amendment rights? I mean isn't the harm that the government is essentially forcing me to support particular religious institutions that I might not agree with? Or by Dellinger's argument, would my case only have merit if I argued that having to support a specific religious institution with my tax money was violating my freedom to practice religion (or not) in the way I want.

I realize that there's a potential problem with the argument I've laid out b/c it opens the door to saying that spending tax dollars on anything that I don't approve of is a violation of my right to free speech. But I would think that there's probably a fairly clear way to distinguish between spending in general and spending that targets only specific religious institutions. Also, my argument isn't that the court should necessarily find for the taxpayer group in this case, but that I think that if the legislature or the executive branch is going to ask me to contribute money to religious groups...then I should at least be able to have the judiciary decide if they're doing it in a constitutional way.

--SlateSurfer

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It looks like the student made a minor mistake. Instead of unfolding the banner at or near the school grounds, he should have purchased 15 seconds of add time on the local TV station, with video showing the banner and a somber voice advising viewers to call the school principal and ask why he opposes the banner.

--rrfan

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With regard to the 1st Amendment's Establishment Clause, Dellinger writes, "Government prayer, bad . . . private prayer, good." Where, pray tell, does Dellinger find a prohibition on "government" in the 1st Amendment? Of course "the government" can be petitioned for a redress of grievances, but the key word in the text is "Congress" -- not "the state" and not "the government". The amendment places a limit on the actions of Congress, not on "government" in general. And "Congress" means "Congress" -- it doesn't mean "the Executive branch" or anything else that isn't Congress.

--Tori_Fox-Hunter

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The courts always have trouble with humor. They're serious places filled with serious people in serious clothes doing serious things. Judges demand - and expect -respect, and don't tolerate jokes. Even when they talk about humor, they fall back on Important Satirists like Jonathan Swift, and don't discuss the equally subversive, but much funnier, Moliere.

So Lenny Bruce gets convicted of obscenity and George Carlin gets banned from the airwaves, but the American Nazi Party can march in Skokie and Saving Private Ryan can go on network TV. And if you want to convince a court that your speech deserves protection, you're much better off if there's a serious purpose, no matter how odious, than if you're trying to be funny.

The thing is, the First Amendment doesn't say "Congress shall make no law . . . abridging the freedom of serious speech," or "core political speech" or anything like that. Still, just as Chief Justice Roberts interpolated a pro-drug message into a nonsense phrase, judges seem to interpolate seriousness language into the First Amendment. It makes me think that maybe, just maybe, we would have been better off if Ben Franklin had been involved in the drafting of the Bill of Rights, rather than the other, very serious Founding Fathers. He, at least, understood the value of a good joke.

--randy-khan

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Both Walter and Dahlia are taking the position that it isn't at all clear that "Bong hits 4 Jesus" advocates for illegal drug use. Perhaps I'm being naive, but I personally can't think of anything that "bong hits" could be referring to except smoking marijuana. What else would a high school student possibly mean by that phrase? If Walter and Dahlia were right, it would mean that school administrators would be prohibited from making reasonable inferences about colloquial phrases, and only the most explicit endorsements of illegal activity could be prohibited. To take an example almost anyone would find offensive, what if a student wore a T-shirt depicting a hooded figure holding a noose with the phrase "string em up high", and claimed that its referring to a pinata; could that be prohibited pursuant to Walter and Dahlia's interpretation of the law?

--Aagcobb

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Dellinger's argument that the other branches should have a coequal or similar authority to interpret the Constitution as the judiciary is a very bad argument. […] This presents a slippery slope to all sorts of bad consequences, including Executive officials feeling they have the right to disobey judicial interpretations of the Constitution as well as laws of Congress that they don't agree with-- even if the President signed those laws rather than vetoing them!

The Bush Administration has effectively demonstrated these problems to a greater extent than could ever be imagined. Attempts are made to rely on standing and jurisdiction doctrines to keep matters out of court, and then the Executive Branch comes up with completely unreasonable and ridiculous interpretations of the law that are insulated from challenge. Signing statements are used to neuter statutes that are signed into law by the President.

Chief Justice Marshall in Marbury v. Madison had it right. It is entirely the province of the judiciary to say what the law is. Any other approach leads to a potential dictatorship.

--Dilan Esper

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